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Offline MP-Ryan

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Here's something to get you chuckling...
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/protest-planned-after-lesbian-couple-booted-from-tim-hortons/article2211821/

News from Ontario today... (quotes taken out of order to improve hilarity).

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Dozens of people are planning to protest outside a Tim Hortons in Blenheim on Thursday after a same-sex couple says they were told to leave the coffee shop because they were lesbians.

A spokeswoman for Tim Hortons says the couple was asked to leave after they “went beyond public displays of affection” while visiting the outlet three weeks ago.

Ms. Duckworth says her partner had her hand around her waist, and had kissed her on the cheek once or twice but she denies they were groping each other.

Sounds like much ado about nothing, a case of manager-said she-said, right?  Sounds more like these ladies were asked to leave because their PDA was over-the-top, rather than because it was same sex.  But then...

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Alexandra Cygal, manager of public affairs at Tim Hortons' head office, said it was not the store's intention to “offend or target anyone based on their sexual orientation.”

“Tim Hortons and its restaurant owners have always welcomed all families and communities to their restaurants and will continue to do so,” she said.

“The guests' behaviour went beyond public displays of affection and was making other guests feel uncomfortable,” she said.

The management has apologized to the women and invited them back to their restaurant, added Ms. Cygal.

...wait, what?  If their behaviour was offensive, why the heck are you apologizing?...

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Ms. Duckworth says she and her partner were outside drinking coffee with a group of family and friends and saw a man watching them from inside the restaurant.

She says soon after, the man went up to the counter, and a few minutes later the assistant manager came out and asked the couple to stop doing what they were doing and leave.

...oh, so the management took this action on the word of one guy.  OK, I can see where this may have been overreaction and maybe an apology is neces

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As the couple left, the pastor at a local church allegedly held a prayer circle with more than a dozen people in the parking lot to “pray for the couple's souls,” Ms. Duckworth said.

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WTF?!  A prayer circle with over a dozen people in the few minutes it takes to get ejected from the restaurant?

Forget apologizing, Tim Hortons had better start pleading forgiveness on bended knee and seriously contemplate telling the complaining religious ****wit busybody customers to get a life and leave the girls in peace.

*snorts* prayer circle indeed...
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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
I should organize a group of atheists to lurk at places and any time any remotely religious action is taken we should all complain to management that we are feeling uncomfortable by their public display of ignorance.
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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
I have to wonder if the pastor carries an on-call phone for just these sorts of emergencies:  "If you see a same-sex couple kissing, dial 666 for immediate prayer-circle response..."
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Offline deathfun

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
Oh if only religion wasn't there to screw things that shouldn't be a problem up. Makes me see religion even more in a negative light
Did make me chuckle, so your goal has been achieved
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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
LOL , that's was one hell of a story, it's just soo pathetic, LMAO
Oh if only religion wasn't there to screw things that shouldn't be a problem up. Makes me see religion even more in a negative light
Did make me chuckle, so your goal has been achieved
Man, I couldn't agree more,,, well said!  :yes:
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Offline BrotherBryon

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
Oh look another bunch of crazies just like Westboro Baptist. Well at least they are actually targeting their intended victims this time rather than protesting soldiers funerals because the government allows some one to be gay. Never did understand how the heck they arrived at that logic.
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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
There's very little that legitimately pisses me off or even strongly irritates me anymore.

Blaming religion for the stupid things people do is one of them, and I hardly consider myself religious anymore.  All it does is hand wave the root cause of the problem, e.g. people being dickwads with "oh, it's because they're religious."  No, that's not why they're dickwads.  People are dickwads irresepctive of faith or religion or anything else, otherwise there would never be any dickwad non-religious people.

tl;dr people are dicks, religion doesn't cause that.

 

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
Religion is not a direct cause but it can be a catalyst. Most Christians would view the out right bigotry displayed in this case and by the Westboro people as wrong in itself. But we can't escape the fact that as long as they are allowed to these morons will continue wrap up their hate for all things different from them in their faith and try to pass it off as socially acceptable.
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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
Canadians tend to apologise even when it's not really necessary. Sometimes it's a bad habit that we get into. Corporations too... especially ones that are still trying to pretend they are Canadian even when bought out years ago by Americans :)

Yes we have religious crazies in Ontario too... fewer than some places I suspect.
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Blaming religion for the stupid things people do is one of them,

Hundreds upon hundreds of years of conditioning and religion isn't the one to blame? Sure the people could use the better half of their brain, but the bias came from religious conditioning. Therefore, I blame the General rather than the Private.
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Offline Sololop

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
With the stuff I've seen at Timmies around here, two lesbians potentially groping eachother wouldn't even make the free newspapers at bus stops.

The prayer circle part did make me smirk though.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
Hundreds upon hundreds of years of conditioning and religion isn't the one to blame? Sure the people could use the better half of their brain, but the bias came from religious conditioning.

most biases derive from neurally hardwired processes

skip the general, blame the dictator-for-life

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
i'm with scotty.  doesn't anyone think it's a bit hypocritical to hate religion because you think it causes hate?  or not tolerate it because you think it's intolerant?


and when i say "a bit" i mean "a whole ****ing lot"
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Offline deathfun

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
i'm with scotty.  doesn't anyone think it's a bit hypocritical to hate religion because you think it causes hate?  or not tolerate it because you think it's intolerant?


and when i say "a bit" i mean "a whole ****ing lot"

I don't hate religion let's get that clear. I do not however, appreciate the message people get from it. I tolerate it until something like this happens.

Albeit, it's somewhat funny the way you put it (not ragging on you or anything). Religion causing hate, so people hate it. Therefore, Religion makes hate on two fronts! I'm not trying to start a serious discussion by the way
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Offline Mars

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
i'm with scotty.  doesn't anyone think it's a bit hypocritical to hate religion because you think it causes hate?  or not tolerate it because you think it's intolerant?


and when i say "a bit" i mean "a whole ****ing lot"

Since religion in itself entails completely ignoring reality in order to believe something with immobile resolve, I kind of think that there's a correlation, but not necessarily a causation.

 

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You guys know why there is religion in the world right? People make religions and all that they entail. It just so happens fanatical/intolerant/hateful/ignorant people create fanatical/intolerant/hateful/ignorant religions...

 

Offline Flipside

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I can imagine God thinking, "You're standing in the middle of a Car Park staring at the floor, and you're worried about their safety?" ;)

 

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
i'm with scotty.  doesn't anyone think it's a bit hypocritical to hate religion because you think it causes hate?  or not tolerate it because you think it's intolerant?

The basis of tolerance is not to tolerate, but to hate intolerance. Tolerance does not exist in vacuum, it is born of the belief that inequality exists and it is wrong. There can be no great hate without great love. There can be no great love without great hate.

Try and rewrite the fundamental nature of the human condition again mother****er, I dare you.
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Offline watsisname

Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
I do wonder why I should worship a higher entity that allegedly approves of such behavior, though I also understand not all religious folk are such massive dicks.

So as a compromise between religion and common-sense, I vote we go back to worshiping the sun like the cultures of old. 

Seriously, think about it.  You can see it, it shows up every day, it is directly responsible for your existence and continued well-being, it feelsgoodman on your skin (within limits), and in ~4.5 billion years it will utterly scorch the surface of the earth.

So yes.  The Sun is better than God.

In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: Here's something to get you chuckling...
Or you could always just put it the way they did...
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