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Offline zookeeper

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
PETA wants to free the dogs. This will result in millions of them dying and millions of others wrecking local ecosystems, and probably squeezing out existing wolf species and driving them to extinction. PETA wants to genocide entire breeds of dog that don't have the necessary requisites to survive in the wild, and then kill the wolves for good measure.

Dude, what the heck? Where are you getting that from? That's frankly just so mind-bogglingly ridiculous that I don't even know where to start.

If PETA wants to free the dogs, then why do they support, for example, shelters for homeless dogs? Doesn't make much sense, really.

I mean, seriously now, PETA wants to kill your dog? Surely you got something to back that up.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
I mean, seriously now, PETA wants to kill your dog? Surely you got something to back that up.

According to them, my dog is a slave. Come now, you know that. All domesticated and semi-domesticated animals are slaves according to PETA, that's why this thread exists. Freeing them is also why this thread exists, so maybe you should go back and read the OP again a few times.

Freeing them means they can come and go as they please at the very least (and here in San Diego that will kill pretty much every dog and cat in the county, or the coyote population will die instead, pick one).

It's really quite simple. I have a Sheltie (he's new, I don't think I've mentioned him before), a working dog. He doesn't have the instincts to survive in the wild because he's evolved to perform a few very specific tasks. He wouldn't last very long if "freed". The majority of small dog breeds would die very quickly in the wild. Then most of the herding dogs like my Max, because their aggressive instincts have been tamped down on. Most of the work dogs, like the Grand Pyrenees and Saint Bernard, would go with them. We're left with some of the larger terriers and poodles that still have hunting instincts, some of the more aggressive working breeds like German Shepards, some of the more aggressive general breeds like Akitas and bulldogs competing with the coyotes and wolves for habitat and role.

As for PETA supporting animal shelters, you are under the delusion that PETA is a unified front; as with all large movements, this is untrue. Local branches might do so. The national leadership does not.
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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What about the fish?! No one cares about the fish! A humungous portion of fish populations have already died out...

Don't you mean Sea Kittens?

It's stuff like this that makes it hard to take PETA seriously.
OMFG! They've thought of everything!
And I dispute their claim that people don't like fish.
Many people love fish... love the texture of the meat on the tongue. :nervous:

 

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
yea i love fish, coated with beer batter and spritzed with lemon juice.

some would argue thats a waste of beer, but its usually an excuse to buy a 24 pack, and it only uses like a third of a can. and im usually plastered by the time dinner is done.
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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
Fish tacos are great, especially when the meat is grilled tilapia.
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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
As for PETA supporting animal shelters, you are under the delusion that PETA is a unified front; as with all large movements, this is untrue. Local branches might do so. The national leadership does not.

Oh it's far worse than that. PETA claim that they only euthanise when they run out of money or if the animal is suffering but as the case above points out, that's not what is going on all the time. Ironically for an organisation that spends so much time checking up on other businesses to see if they are taking care of their animals, they do precious little of it themselves.
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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
In my humble opinion, all members of PETA should be twated around the head with a seal skin sack filled with kittens, force fed a big mac wile they're dazed and told to MTFU and go become productive members of society (or if they already are, go get me a grilled chicken sandwhich with cheese).

But on a serious note, I personally can't stand for abuse of animals or anything that can't stnad up for itself from unfair treatment. And PETA have done some good things, but I think they are getting a little big for their boots. They are trying to change human nature at it's most base level, and it ain't gonna work without some cosmic event forcing our hand to do so.

So I say: PETA, chicken sandwhich or GTFO.
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
It's not them trying to stop animal abuse/cruelty, it's them trying to change the damn food chain.

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
If they had their way, they'd have all predators eating tofu. And when they had done that, protest about the cruel treatment of soya plants and how it's evil and immoral to eat it.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Offline Mikes

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If PETA members would volunteer to be eaten (instead of the animals) the problem would be solved?

 

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Offline Nuke

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If PETA members would volunteer to be eaten (instead of the animals) the problem would be solved?

vegans, the other other white meat!
as i understand from a shady, nondescript, and unreliable source, people taste like pork.
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Offline Pred the Penguin

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That would sense, pig flesh is very similar to human flesh isn't it?
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There's a reason it's called long pig.
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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
There's a reason it's called long pig.

I'd like to see your long pig
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Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
There's a reason it's called long pig.

I'd like to see your long pig

Oh dear.  :lol:
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
That would sense, pig flesh is very similar to human flesh isn't it?
New type of bacon is here! :P

Humans, according to what I've read, actually taste significantly worse than pigs.
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Offline Bobboau

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this thread has moved into a level of disturbing I had never expected to find on these boards.
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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
After the Vasudan lingerie thread, I'm not sure how it's possible anyone finds anything else disturbing.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Oh PETA, here you go again.
i mean, seriously, its only cannibalism.
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