[yuezhi]

Could a mod please change the thread title to "Most funny Freespace dialogue"?

since you created this thread, i think you have the privilege to change it yourself.

[NGTM-1R]

Stop laughing there, co-pilot!

[pecenipicek]

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

*SJ Sathanas sails over head*

you mean, SJ Sathanas engages figurative wipers to remove the smear you've made yourself on it the first time?



i know i didnt expect it and almost manage to make it in time. but nope. got caught...

*SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAAAAAAPE BOOOM*

[Raiden]

'Gods of War. None better.'

[LunarNightmare]

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

*SJ Sathanas sails over head*

Ehhhmmmm, no.... it turned me into chunky salsa.

[The E]

Moar diving, less splatting.

[KyadCK]

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

*SJ Sathanas sails over head*

Am I the only one who goes to the left?

[MatthTheGeek]

There's me too. Mainly because, at the time, I didn't know the translation of "dive"

[Klaustrophobia]

no lie, i've never been hit by the jumping sathanas.  except the one time i let it hit me to see if it kills you or sends you 10 clicks out into space.

[LordPomposity]

I go left, too. You can get away with any direction except up.

[Firstdragon34]

When that first happened, I just about jumped out my seat! And. .  .its one of my favorite moments. 

[X3N0-Life-Form]

When that first happened, my afterburners weren't working, due to a bug (I actually played the entire campaign w/out burners the first time around).

[Colonol Dekker]

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

*SJ Sathanas sails over head*

180 roll and CLIIIIIIIIIIMB!!!!!! Then a bank left.


My favourite.

[NGTM-1R]

I go left, too. You can get away with any direction except up.

I actually made it up, once, but usually I get clipped by the rear end of the Sath and spinny off into oblivion.

[Nohiki]

could be funny as hell to beef your fighter's HP and mass in tables and let a sathanas splat on you

[Mongoose]

It wasn't in that mission, but one time I managed to survive a collision with the Sathanas in Bearbaiting as it jumped out.  I wound up several kilometers from the node in the opposite direction, but I was still kicking.

[Trivial Psychic]

That happened to me once.  I think that it took me so much time to get back to the node that I had no effect on the subsequent engagement with the Demon.

[Klaustrophobia]

the first several times i played through, i had a hard time with that without being swatted by the sathanas.  then it occurred to me to disable it first.

[Firstdragon34]

could be funny as hell to beef your fighter's HP and mass in tables and let a sathanas splat on you

That would make my day! 

[Trivial Psychic]

the first several times i played through, i had a hard time with that without being swatted by the sathanas.  then it occurred to me to disable it first.

Um... disabling a Sathanas isn't exactly an easy thing to do, even when you've got Helioses.  The damned thing's got six engines spread across its massive hull.  There's no way you'd manage to take 'em all out before she jumps.