I like how my imagination completely gets destroyed by reality. That's a glorious beard you have there, Sir! 
Oh and me trying to shave with a disposable razor (never again):
*imgsnip*
HOW?!?
i mean ****, i shave regularily with disposable razors and i've only managed to cut myself when the razor quite handily went sideways. and even thats ****ing rare.
My skin is very soft and sensitive 

unless you shave day in and day out with them, you shouldnt have problems like that.
me, i'm forced to use them, since no electric razor will actually do the job. i pray to satan i dont end up with a job where i need to shave daily -.-