[Scourge of Ages]

...Members of various Ninjutsu schools showcase their skills to the media at a park in Karaj, 45 km (28 miles) northwest of Tehran February 13, 2012. Currently about 3000 to 3500 women train in Ninjutsu in independently run clubs throughout Iran working under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports' Martial Arts Federation.

news.yahoo.com/photos/iran-s-female-ninjas-1329496903-slideshow/

[LordPomposity]

Must...resist...urge...to...Poe...

[redsniper]

That's pretty badass actually. Who knew?

[Dragon]

Now I wonder, why do they need nukes? 

[Grizzly]

Now I wonder, why do they need nukes? 

As a distraction. Those things make for pretty light shows.

[Thaeris]

Now I wonder, why do they need nukes? 

As a distraction. Those things make for pretty light shows.

Clearly, you and the rest of us have all been confused. Iran is not intent on making nuclear bombs. They intend, rather, to make nuclear bombshells. Radioactive superwomen will sweep across all the continents of the earth, purging it of the infidels which mar its surface. How could we be so naive not to see this before?

[BloodEagle]

Now I wonder, why do they need nukes? 

As a distraction. Those things make for pretty light shows.

Clearly, you and the rest of us have all been confused. Iran is not intent on making nuclear bombs. They intend, rather, to make nuclear bombshells. Radioactive superwomen will sweep across all the continents of the earth, purging it of the infidels which mar its surface. How could we be so naive not to see this before?

I have to make this game, now.

[Charismatic]

Want a distraction? Check out the third pic:

Like you will have time to do that in battle...

[Mongoose]

...I'll be in my bunk.

Oh, and more Iran fun!

[StarSlayer]

Ninjutsu was initially accepted as a suitable sport for women because it fit the important criteria of having a uniform that exposed the least skin.  It was already to late when they realized they had created a shadowy warrior class of female killing machines.