When I rule the world, monetary notes will be printed on various types of cheese. When the note becomes so hairy as to be unreadable, it ceases to be legal tender. This will keep inflation under control by ensuring that money leaves the economy at a reasonably predictable rate, while simultaneously ensuring that money continuously flows within the economy, as hoarding wealth (producing economic stagnation) will result in that wealth rotting away.
I will be old enough to assume the office of United States President in 2020. Just keep that in mind, when you consider possible write-in candidates in the future. After all, if you have to vote for a lunatic, you may as well vote for the biggest lunatic of them all.