Sorry dudes, think I'm gonna give this one a miss in spite of the possibility to recite the entire script of The Big Lebowski in context. Have a good time!
How much of that script can be recited in public? I remember that movie as having an impressive amount of profanity.
They sort of address that in the movie actually.
WALTER
FORGET ABOUT THE ****ING TOE!
A waitress enters.
WAITRESS
Could you please keep your voices
down--this is a family restaurant.
WALTER
Oh, please dear! I've got news for
you: the Supreme Court has roundly
rejected prior restraint!
DUDE
Walter, this isn't a First Amendment
thing.
WAITRESS
Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.
WALTER
Lady, I got buddies who died face-
down in the muck so you and I could
enjoy this family restaurant!