Mission One: Scourge seems to be eagerly volunteering for this one, so we chose him to lead himself and his lack of reinforcements into battle
Easy enough right? Three guys there, and he's got his shotgun locked and loaded. This couldn't go any worse... or could it?
Two direct hits. Scourge pats himself on the back for his brilliance
While laughing as the so called "Sniper" fails to even hit him once.
Two shots later and he's dead... unfortunately he underestimated the accuracy of the worm dubbed "Artillery". Aptly named as a grenade magically comes crashing down upon his head
Heading back into the action after a nice backflip acrobatic, he takes two precise shots and decimates the other snipers. Unfortunately, one didn't die like he was supposed to
Ah, the death of two now. So far this mission has been a piece of cake with shotgun shells in it
Curious, here is his, question mark over his head. Question mark indeed
Perhaps those two shots to the face caused him to lack judgment, because he didn't bother retaliating. Scourge could've sworn he heard "Friiieeeeendddd?" being wailed out in tears
This bothered him little, as he chose to Uzi him into oblivion
Another one bites the dust
Artillery Number Two throws a grenade. Midair, it looks like it's going to hit it's mark
Fortunately, it bounced and missed him completely. He wiped his brow and resumed his duties
He had to think about this one. How was he to get over this hump of a hill? He reached into his kit (you only have to guess where he puts those girders)
Up and away, he cleverly makes his way to the next victim
Which just so happens to be over a minefield. Could this go any better for him? He points the Uzi in the unsuspecting face of the enemy, who cocks his eyebrow and looks peacefully around.
He lights him up causing severe pain and landing him in the minefield. No chance of survival this time
He salutes the enemy out of respect for that impressive grenade throw
An earthquake strikes. Where the **** was this in the mission brief? He shakes his hand furiously at his discontent of the situation, mine shrapnel piercing through his body. Not only that, but it seemed to have killed two of the enemy worms... deaths he wanted for himself but now cannot have
Whatever eh, the mission must go on. There's one more thing he needs, and it's located in a ****ty location. Girder time
Another large girder, and with a little wiggling, he makes his way down to the next area
He looks down, hoping that there's land, and not water
Success! Raising his eyebrow and looking around, he wonders how he intends to get out here... or how he gets extracted from here...
Silver Medal goes out to Scourge. You weren't fast enough in the completion of your mission, but you did well enough and are deserving of this. Unfortunately, you'll be called up again soon, so don't get comfortable
VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pE9jYqIf7o&feature=youtu.be
