I just woke up and was confused to see a poll without snuffalupagus as an option.
As far as the thread topic is concerned, it seems to me that his mathematics neglect the potential for fourth-dimensional appearance of quasi-externally induced changes in factors that appear to traditional euclidean analysis to be constants, viz, there is a finite but existent potential for circumstances to develop in which I, as the person analyzing the relevant psychohistorical factors, not only become significantly more wealthy (because frankly, it'd be hard to get much less wealthy, but that's another story) but find the means and motive to put that wealth to use in the creation and execution of a plan to become a costumed hero, perhaps themed around a nocturnal rodent of some sort, which end result is significantly valuable enough, however unlikely, to remain a worthwhile investment of the effort required to not commit suicide like a freaking punk.
Also, I've done this entire post using only three sentences, which, though overabundantly supplied with comma splices (and parenthetical inserts), are technically grammatical, a feat that I feel is frankly fantastic.