[z64555]

1) Buy chalk
2) Grind to fine powder
3) Add water
4) Sell as 1% milk
5) Advertise making bold claims about calcium content

Chalk has more Carbon Trioxide than calcium. 

[jg18]

Skim milk is weird. Some brands taste fine, maybe even good, while some are just undrinkably gross. I don't think it has anything to do with spoilage.

1) Buy chalk
2) Grind to fine powder
3) Add water
4) Sell as 1% milk
5) Advertise making bold claims about calcium content

With current poll results, looks like a plurality are drinking the Kool-Aid 1% milk (including yours truly ).

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Should be checkboxes, not radio buttons

Yeah, I know, but I messed up while creating the poll and cannot change it (I thought leaving the # of options box blank would allow voters to choose from as many options as they like).

Back on topic, I used to drink whole milk all the time when I was a kid, but now I drink strawberry milk instead. It's the only sweet milk I can find on the shelves.

[Ravenholme]

No semi-skimmed option, not sure what it is in America parlance :|

[Wobble73]

No semi-skimmed option, not sure what it is in America parlance :|

I think semi-skimmed is 2% milk

[karajorma]

Chalk has more Carbon Trioxide than calcium. 

By weight. Not by molarity.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

They don't seem to sell 2% or 1% milk here in Singapore. I've never seen either stocked on most supermarket shelves.

[headdie]

you get whole, semi-skimmed and skimmed in the UK rather than percentages

[watsisname]

I don't know what real milk tastes like anymore, but this stuff is delicious. 
edit - Though it's only milk that ****s me up.  I can still eat all sorts of cheese and yogurt and ice cream in enormous quantities. :3

[deathfun]

I like drinking cream
But generally 1% or 2%
Homogenized is always great too

[Pred the Penguin]

I don't know what real milk tastes like anymore, but this stuff is delicious. 
edit - Though it's only milk that ****s me up.  I can still eat all sorts of cheese and yogurt and ice cream in enormous quantities. :3

I think I'm starting to lean towards soy milk... It's pretty good, but sometimes I don't like how its sweet.

[Mongoose]

I can drink 2%, but can't stand 1%. I mean, it's practically water.

...I've had both in turns for several years of my life each, and there's pretty much no difference.

[NGTM-1R]

I can drink 2%, but can't stand 1%. I mean, it's practically water.

...I've had both in turns for several years of my life each, and there's pretty much no difference.

Mongoose is pretty much correct here. I've managed to change out 2% for 1% several times and nobody noticed the difference.

[z64555]

I can drink 2%, but can't stand 1%. I mean, it's practically water.

...I've had both in turns for several years of my life each, and there's pretty much no difference.

Mongoose is pretty much correct here. I've managed to change out 2% for 1% several times and nobody noticed the difference.

I can tell the difference between 2% and 1%, for the sole reason that I haven't "gotten used to" either of them in the first place.

I might just have to get a couple of half-gallons of each type of milk and do taste-testing shots.

[deathfun]

1% doesn't taste like water when you know what skim milk tastes like
I mean seriously, **** that ****

[Quanto]

Drink Whole Milk.

Give Zero ****s.

[watsisname]

Capitalize Every Word.

Give Less Than Zero ****s.

Receive ALL The ****s

[Mefustae]

I'm lactose intolerant, but I ****ing love full-cream milk. Chocolate milk, I'll drink by the gallon.

But for the past year or so, I've been having only rice milk. It's... actually pretty ****ing boss. It's sweeter than full-cream, and not watery or grey-looking like a lot of soy milks I've tried over the years. You guys should give it a try. Granted, there's no rice tit, so really it should be called rice juice, but who the **** would drink something called rice juice?

[Klaustrophobia]

the same types of people that drink carrot juice and whatever the **** else is in V8

[jr2]

Some V8 is pretty good (the fruit/berry ones etc).  Regular V8 is probably an acquired taste lol.  (Which I have indeed acquired; I didn't like it, now I do. But regardless, the berry blended stuff is awesome either way.)