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Offline Alex Heartnet

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Let's Play: Tropico 3: "Nucular" Edition
Welcome, citizen, to the island nation of Tropico!

As a citizen of our glorious little banana republic, you can expect 14-hour work shifts filled with joy and merriment while El Presidente has to do all the hard work.  On Tropico, you can enjoy the cold, rainy beaches, the Pacific Ocean hurricanes, and the arrogant Americano tourists, while having your housing situation creatively rearranged by the local government.  Brainwashed citizens, megalomaniac leaders, and more await you on Tropico!

There are no alien invaders to be found here.  Just a perpetually broke dictator who uses his army to secure his power base in the best traditions of corrupt, unscrupulous tyrants everywhere.  Angry rebels try to incite civil unrest, while Cold War-era superpowers constantly bicker over control of the island.  The palace coffers are perpetually empty as El Presidente tries to balance out the nation’s needs with the ability to earn more income and the constant temptation to add more money to his Swiss bank account.

Remember:  Vote El Presidente!  Vote often!



We are now taking job applicants for the following positions. However, on an island with 100+ workers, there is no guarantee that I will be able to track each and every one of you.

Construction Worker
Farmer
Lumberjack
Miner
Factory Worker
Teamster
Dockworker
Palace Guard
Soldier
Doctor
High School Teacher
Grade School Teacher
Waitress
Barmaid
Police Officer
College Professor
Diplomat


…Plus many more jobs as the island is further developed!

Also, the following political parties are looking for a leader.

Capitalists
Communists
Intellectuals
Militarists
Environmentalists
Nationalists
Loyalists
US Ambassador to Tropico
USSR Ambassador to Tropico


Please note that Protestor and Rebel are in fact not valid occupations on the island of Tropico, and will be dealt with harshly.

…But what is Tropico 3, you ask?  Tropico is a city building, management, and political simulation set within the fictional Caribbean island country of Tropico.  The gameplay is somewhere between Civilization and Sim City, with a healthy amount of Cold War-era communism thrown in.

The fact that there are four games in the series should tell you just how well the formula works.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2012, 02:21:41 pm by Alex Heartnet »

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
Meet your new leader, the so-called “Great White Caribbean Shark”.  He is most definitely not a Soviet KGB agent, but you will quickly learn to hate him regardless.  He will ruin the environment, refuse to give you decent housing, embezzle money for his Swiss bank account, slash your wages in the name of communism, gamble away the treasury coffers, and cheat at poker.  And you won’t be able to do a thing about it.

Muhahahahahahaahha.















And here are the other political factions on the island.  They tend to be more likable then El Presidente, and citizens are often a member of more then one political faction.  As a political faction gets bigger, they think they are allowed more and more demands.



Communists:  One of the larger factions on the island.  They prefer to have adequate housing, healthcare, and employment, while having a low pay disparity between workers on the island.  They like liquor and coffee, and their happiness affects foreign policy.

Capitalists:  A small, but influential faction.  They are concerned with economic growth, high standards of living, and low crime rates.  They enjoy upscale entertainment and their happiness affects foreign policy.

Religious:  One of the biggest factions on the island, as every time a Tropican goes to the island’s church he or she becomes more religious, and starts demanding that more and more churches and cathedrals are built.  Not having enough churches on the island can keep their numbers down, although the few members will then oppose the government.  Their interests usually conflict with the environmentalists and intellectuals, and appeasing them can results in major reductions to liberty on the island.

Intellectuals:  One of the smallest factions on the island, as well as the most troublesome.  They are mostly concerned with liberty, democracy, and education, and often stand directly in the way of any authoritarian regime the player tries to impose.  They dislike rigged elections.

Environmentalists:  A very small faction, the environmentalists are concerned with maintaining the natural beauty of the island and reducing pollution.  As such, they oppose mining, oil, logging, and manufacturing industries, and tend to be in direct conflict with the interests of the capitalists and communists.  Appeasing them often lowers overall production.

Militarists:  Most of the island’s firepower is concentrated in the hands of these guys.  As such, they can be a very dangerous faction to displease, as they can easily stage a military coup.  They enjoy having a large army, being treated better then the rest of the population, and using rebels as target practice.  They don’t like being outgunned by anti-government forces.  Appeasing them can result in a decrease to liberty and can cause more citizens to rebel.

Nationalists:  These guys put Tropico above all else.  They are generally hostile to foreigners, and do not like foreign immigrants, foreign tourists, foreign military bases, foreign experts, foreign medical aid, and foreign policy.

Loyalists:  These guys are a despot’s best friends, and any authoritarian regime will do well to try and cultivate their growth.  They wish to establish a totalitarian cult surrounding El Presidente, and enjoy seeing general megalomania on the part of their leader.  They are one of the easiest factions to please, but allowing elections displeases them greatly, while disallowing elections can result in a lot of anti-government activity from the rest of the population.

US:  One of the two global superpowers, they are locked in a cold war with the Soviets.  They are interested in exporting capitalism to other countries, and will provide you with foreign aid in the form of money based on your reputation with them.  If your relations with the US are good, you can request development aid, send a trade delegation to them, or allow them to build a military base on your island.

If your reputation with them falls too low, they will send gunboats to circle your island as a warning, followed by an attempt to forcibly remove you from power.  Having a Soviet military base on the island is a good way to thwart any invasions, and they won’t dare invade if Tropico has an operational nuclear missile ready.  However, they may still try to instigate a coup to remove you from power.

USSR:  One of the two global superpowers, they are locked in a cold war with the Americans.  They are interested in exporting communism to other countries, and will provide you with foreign aid in the form of money based on your reputation with them. If your relations with the USSR are good, you can request development aid, send a trade delegation to them, or allow them to build a military base on your island.

If your reputation with them falls too low, they will send gunboats to circle your island as a warning, followed by an attempt to forcibly remove you from power.  Having an American military base on the island is a good way to thwart any invasions, and they won’t dare invade if Tropico has an operational nuclear missile ready.  However, they may still try and instigate a coup to remove you from power.

 
Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
I volunteer as Great Capitalist Leader SpardaSon21.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
I'll jump for Loyalist party leader.  Failing that, Military party leader.  Surely I've gained enough experience in three separate Alien Wars in all four combat theaters (ground, air, sea, and space) to know how to run a military by now.  :P

EDIT:  Heh, why not both? :lol:
« Last Edit: June 13, 2012, 10:58:26 pm by Scotty »

 

Offline CommanderDJ

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
I volunteer as leader of the intellectuals. This should be interesting.
[16:57] <CommanderDJ> What prompted the decision to split WiH into acts?
[16:58] <battuta> it was long, we wanted to release something
[16:58] <battuta> it felt good to have a target to hit
[17:00] <RangerKarl> not sure if talking about strike mission, or jerking off
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> WUT
[17:00] <CommanderDJ> hahahahaha
[17:00] <battuta> hahahaha
[17:00] <RangerKarl> same thing really, if you think about it

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
Is the position of Vice President open? I'd serve you faitfully (for a given defitnition fo faithfull)..and I'd most certanly NOT plot to take over.


If that is not available then
Militarist Leader
Enviromentalist Leader
Palace Guard   <-- prolly this. I get to shoot at things. Leaders generally don't tend to do anything.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
Can be I be in for the US ambassador to Tropico?

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
I'll jump for Loyalist party leader.  Failing that, Military party leader.  Surely I've gained enough experience in three separate Alien Wars in all four combat theaters (ground, air, sea, and space) to know how to run a military by now.  :P

EDIT:  Heh, why not both? :lol:

Each political party has one leader and only one leader.

However, most citizens are a member of multiple political parties, often favoring one party over another party they are a member of.  If you are lucky, the game will give me a loyalist party leader whom is also a military party member.

Is the position of Vice President open? I'd serve you faitfully (for a given defitnition fo faithfull)..and I'd most certanly NOT plot to take over.


If that is not available then
Militarist Leader
Enviromentalist Leader
Palace Guard   <-- prolly this. I get to shoot at things. Leaders generally don't tend to do anything.

Sorry, no Vice Presidents.  They only exist to replace El Presidente if something happens to him, and nothing will happen to El Presidente.  The militarists, palace guards, and the KGB will make sure of it.  (so long as I am not looking at a military coup).  But, military faction leaders tend to be soldiers or generals, so you will probably get to be a palace guard as well.

I will begin once I have more applicants.  Need more workers - they will always be positions to fill.  Currently we have:
Capitalist Party Leader:  SpartaSon21
Loyalist Party Leader:  Scotty
Militarist Party Leader: Trashman
Intellectual Party Leader: CommanderDJ
US Ambassador:  Dilmah G

We still need leaders for the Communists, Nationalists, and Environmentalists, as well as a Soviet Ambassador.  We also need some general workers whom aren't party leaders. There's a strong chance that at least one party leader might die at some point - so state your preferences.

If you die, you can expect to be cloned and sent back to the island as either a poor immigrant or an educated foreign specialist - I will always have a steady stream of both coming in.  Looking for a certain citizen can potentially be like looking for a needle in a haysack, so if you go MIA I will assume that you were eaten by La Chupacabra or something, and clone you as a poor immigrant.

 
Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
Eh, what the hey. Sign me up as a grubby mud-farmer. Or something laborious. Fun!

 

Offline TrashMan

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Just a question - doesn't every inhabitant own a house - or a specific place which he always visits? That should help keep track of people.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline CKid

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I will take the position of Diplomat.
If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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I volunteer to indoctrinate the next generation into loyal citizens. You know how those young minds can get rebellious. We must hammer out any thoughts unfaithful to the regime!

In other words, I'll take any teaching position.

 

Offline Gortef

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I'll apply to the position of Barmaid.


What!? :nervous:
Habeeb it...

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
"I wants to be in charge of dems old ladies!"
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline Dragon

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
Since militarist party leader is taken, I'll take commies. :) Especially that since they're a big faction and have mostly "basic" demands (ones you'll be fulfilling anyway to keep the whole population happy), getting rid of them is usually not a good move, meaning I'll be (relatively) safe. :)

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
I could totally swing a palace guard, provided I get one of those awesome berets.

 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
never played the game, so I can basically be anything?

I might want to be a police officer then.
el hombre vicio...

 
Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
If I get assassinated or die in a failed coup attempt, make me a Palace Guard.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
Just pretend I'm Juanito
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Alex Heartnet

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Re: Let's Play: Tropico 3! Now hiring workers. Apply within.
”Good morning, Tropico!  I am Turambar and this is Tropico News Today, keeping a finger on the pulse of the nation.  Stay tuned to TNT for the best music and the most optimistic news.”

The population of Tropico is woken up by this early-morning radio broadcast, followed by the usual Latino music.  It was just another day of hard work for the tiny banana republic, while listening to music from government-issued radios that only have one channel and no on/off button.

But something was different today.  The old dictator seems to have just vanished overnight without a trace, replaced by this new guy.  Mysterious indeed.

Unfortunately for the population, this new dictator has plans for the island nation of Tropico…

First thing I do as El Presidente is look at my citizens.

The intellectuals still need a leader!



The leader of the Militarist faction, Trashman, is a farmer for whatever reason.  In an attempt to get him in the palace, I fire one of the existing palace guards, and fire Trashman from his farming job.



Starslayer didn’t make it clear what he wanted to be, so I made him a dockworker.



And now, for wages.  I decided that this is a communist nation, and as such, everyone gets paid roughly the same amount of wages.  Two pesos each, regardless of job.  Construction workers get paid three pesos, as I enjoy having stuff built at a timely fashion.

Palace workers, however, get paid ten pesos each, as they perform the most important task on my island.  Guarding my palace.



I enjoy having stuff built in a timely fashion.  So I order a second construction office built.



And, my first edict.  Communist housing.



…Whoa, seems we have a problem.  Who gave this chick a ham radio?  I immediately order two of my guards to find her and bring her to me, but the island’s a big place, and for all I know she could be broadcasting from an underground base or something.  Still, it’s worth having my troops look in the obvious spots.



If you are not on the island yet, you will either be arriving by boat as a poor immigrant, or arriving by boat as a foreign specialist.  Next post, we actually do stuff!
« Last Edit: June 14, 2012, 10:10:07 pm by Alex Heartnet »