For too long have the makers of character driven campaigns suffered because of a prejudiced programming that does not allow a player character to speak!
Instead we must humiliate ourselves by making the message come not from someone like Alpha 1, but #Alpha 1! This added character adds in unnecessary keystrokes that only bring delays to campaigns in progress.
I hear by respectfully ask that this restriction be lifted so that we may once again be free to have our player characters talk without barriers or discrimination!
signed,
The Slightly Honourable Axem
edit: Also,
Mantis'd!