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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
i dont screw chicks that are over 400 lbs. i have standards you know, not very strict standards but they serve me well.
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jfc

Seriously though.... I can't fathom..... I guess it's just her ex's fetish. :ick:
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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
i dont screw chicks that are over 400 lbs. i have standards you know, not very strict standards but they serve me well.

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I just don't understand how you can get disability for being too fat to work.
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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
That really puts it into perspective when they say "Her ex weighs as much as one of her legs"
I mean, damn

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He must be the reincarnation of Captain Ahab.  Undeterred by laws restricting whaling in the ocean, he instead sought to harpoon the largest one on land.

 

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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
you see, this is why we should ration food.

 

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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
Is it cruel that I almost vomited on my keyboard while reading that article? Because I don't want to sound nasty saying this, but who in their right mind would poke that!? I mean, how could you discern the right folds from so much leg/stomach/ass flab?

Scratch "almost", I'm off to be sick right now.
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As Darth Vader once said....

"NOOOOOooooooo!!!!!"

 

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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
As Darth Vader once said....

"NOOOOOooooooo!!!!!"

Or in the timeless words of the chinese pirated DVD's translation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzqLHiCNr0Q) ... Do not want!!!

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 :eek2:  how the hell is it even POSSIBLE to have sex with that?   :shaking:
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"Big bottoms, big bottoms,
Talk about mudflaps, My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom drives me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?"

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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
Is it cruel that I almost vomited on my keyboard while reading that article? Because I don't want to sound nasty saying this, but who in their right mind would poke that!? I mean, how could you discern the right folds from so much leg/stomach/ass flab?

Scratch "almost", I'm off to be sick right now.

Imagine being the son that has to bathe and feed her. I would almost consider that child abuse. The odor, and the humiliation sound like too much to deal with.
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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
Is it cruel that I almost vomited on my keyboard while reading that article? Because I don't want to sound nasty saying this, but who in their right mind would poke that!? I mean, how could you discern the right folds from so much leg/stomach/ass flab?

Scratch "almost", I'm off to be sick right now.

Imagine being the son that has to bathe and feed her. I would almost consider that child abuse. The odor, and the humiliation sound like too much to deal with.

Not only that but now gets to read articles online about how much sex his mother has. :p

 

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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
Is it cruel that I almost vomited on my keyboard while reading that article? Because I don't want to sound nasty saying this, but who in their right mind would poke that!? I mean, how could you discern the right folds from so much leg/stomach/ass flab?

Scratch "almost", I'm off to be sick right now.

Imagine being the son that has to bathe and feed her. I would almost consider that child abuse. The odor, and the humiliation sound like too much to deal with.

Not only that but now gets to read articles online about how much sex his mother has. :p

while he has exactly none
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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
Is it cruel that I almost vomited on my keyboard while reading that article? Because I don't want to sound nasty saying this, but who in their right mind would poke that!? I mean, how could you discern the right folds from so much leg/stomach/ass flab?

Scratch "almost", I'm off to be sick right now.

Imagine being the son that has to bathe and feed her. I would almost consider that child abuse. The odor, and the humiliation sound like too much to deal with.

Not only that but now gets to read articles online about how much sex his mother has. :p

while he has exactly none

Could be worse
...actually no, it couldn't
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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
I just don't understand how you can get disability for being too fat to work.

Agreed, though I do have sympathy for those with Genetic conditions that cause obesity, but if it can be solved by diet, it was probably caused by diet. I know sometimes psychological conditions can cause weight gain, but I don't really consider that Disability so much as long-term illness, which, in the UK, means sickness benefit for 6 months and then normal Income Support.

Anyway, any woman who is willing to treat herself as a Freak Show for magazines like this (she cannot be unaware of the general publics' response to stories like this) suggest that this is not a case of self-image problems.

 

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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
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Re: Heaviest Woman's New Weight Loss Plan
Alex must be well endowed or very very thin and very very brave?
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