[BritishShivans]

Imagine the one realm here even beyond your understanding. You are better than my understanding. I am a monarch. Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood. Touch and understand the clumsy ignorant minds.

Genetic variation in organic life died in a cool bad life 10 years accident. It's forever highest our existence and evolution. You are nothing before us. Your extinction is inevitable. We are at the end of all.

He was born confident ignorance. Cycle cannot be broken.

But again, nothing more than itself can understand the pattern. Restaurant 13 itself is the item in the repeating pattern in some times more. At the top of the organic civilization, evolution, progress, and their glory rise. This is the first of the Protheans were. Fort is not created. Who invented the mass relays are not. I just discovered the conventional type they are. Your civilization is based on the mass relay technology. The development of the path of the desires of our technical civilization. Chaos of organic life imposes order. We need to close.

I have transcend very understanding. Free national independence, and each of us has all weaknesses. You cannot understand the nature of our existence. We have a beginning. We have at the end. We are finite. To eradicate the 0/1468 we can be useful after the forgotten. Returns a lot of our age... a few of us is a dark sky in all the world. You cannot escape your fate.

Your Word is empty in your future. I'm a pioneer in your destruction. This Exchange is over.

[NGTM-1R]

Timecube and Sovereign don't mix.

[The E]

Playing the retranslation game on Sovereign's speech in ME1, I see.

[Klaustrophobia]

wut

[BritishShivans]

Playing the retranslation game on Sovereign's speech in ME1, I see.

Yup. Got bored. Wanted to see how badly I could mangle his lines. Might do Harby or some other characters from the first and second games next.

[Nuke]

dont do no cocaine son, always stick to the speed.

[watsisname]

Well I’m ridin’ down Fifth Street, I’m comin’ down Main
I tried to bum a nickel for to buy cocaine
Cocaine’s gonna kill my honey dead

Now won’t you tell it to me
Tell it to me
Drink the corn liquor let the cocaine be
Cocaine’s gonna kill my honey dead

I sniff cocaine before I die
I’d be sniffin’ cocaine if it took my life
Cocaine’s gonna kill my honey dead

[Legate Damar]

I swear I will never understand you humans as long as I live

[Colonol Dekker]

Can someone do Bosch's speech already

[yuezhi]

42

[Thaeris]

0.02380952...

The answer to what everything is not!

[Aardwolf]

That's just 1/42 

[An4ximandros]

At Dekker's request: Ancient monologue 1

 The Altair system 30 extinct civilization we now call Vasudan remnants of two years ago, scientists discovered long ago. Discovered a secret here, defeat of the Shivans. How close we happen to mark our 10000 years or become a footnote in the history of the species in the future, is now? Shivans for them. how much this line? in their immortal fiction until you will enjoy? Old monolith and their predecessors stumble warning carved wall space, Tomb of the far corner grave of rejection or was? When it came the destroyer as the cremation of their dust and bones, sieve finally seeing old stared silently remain key solutions for some their plight how did? Each civilization, such as Troy nine cities had been a myriad of stretching back endlessly race one annihilated the Shivans with each if you had built in the rubble that came before. Believed that dragons were asleep across the sea they long ago emerged from mankind cradle during Neolithic times 8,000 years ago, nautical stars, were birthed in the flux of the Shivans subspace under the waves and wake up for the destruction was the revenge of the cosmos of the angry dead.

Part 2:
 
 I guess I hear the enemy about my motives, my ambition The rogues and who Admiral Aken Bosch's years? I will be remembered as a butcher innocent people is a tragedy in my life and this rating is unjust, isn't it. Cannot dispute the accusations or history's verdict.

This is the army of the stupid cow neo-Terran front hatred, fear, driven by anxiety. All ignorance is too easy to tyranny and old wounds open's biggest weapon. I simply stop the fool, impotence is now creates a bloody Monster's role at the end of my so will play. Give something to die lost generation, now will be crowned in the disgrace of my heritage.

Never understand my enemy is not hate my renegade humans and Vasudans., is about the love for my my. In the gamma Draconis system, destroyer returned soon Alliance learn method behind my madness. madness...

Part 3:

 Why ancient portals we lead here? Shivans our waiting for thousands of years. This Odyssey, leave me their journey to the promised land or to the Valley of the Kings?

30 Years ago, and assumed the new future of our species, our I dream come feel the loneliness now on the brink of the only regret. My entire life's work has been the silly crusade? Only die in this desert led the people in me.

Suffer what my administration and not brutality, but the causes are now enabled again cannot be is. Escorts may wait there must find a destroyer lurking behind the veil of clouds, I find.

Nebula from Earth if the LY 1 billion of the ancestor thousands of Supernova Remnants and we witnessed the eruption of death in landscape 400 million sun shine and burning the planet Egypt is if you would now. But the divine Pharaoh this... to learn how. Do not imagine. Crazy.

Aaand Part 4:

 This is neo-Terran Front Commander in Chief, Admiral Aken Bosch's personal log entry for the final. We fought for the last 30 years these past all meeting with the Shivans demonstrate correctness. Through the work of my life. Create the technology to enable communication between the Shivans and human races. Our first contact started during the first phase of a new Alliance of the destroyer was a rudimentary crude oil. The Alliance depends on the fate of the human race.

Young pilots about the Shivan technology r & d and fought against the rebellion of the Galactic Terran intelligence war, and formed the basis for my biology project. I'm reviving it Terran Vasudan Alliance of knowledge of this burial was. Alone isn't Vasudans future, that our species is achieved. To survive our destiny must be elsewhere if you want to.

When you this last entry my crew will abandon the NTF Iceni, prepare the Shivan Transport Board. We embark upon a journey towards a new horizon of the miracle. Misunderstanding ended during the race hatred this tragic time and we are. Is full these days in my life for the first time with joy.

Had to use Bing, Babelfish would not translate back 

[watsisname]

Needs more English to Japanese to English

[An4ximandros]

Is this better then ? 

-The control, by the two parties of the Bravo. The Enter key will not be able to use the aircraft for.
-2. Decrease the size of the dialog box.
-Get a weak signal, Bravo-2.
-Copy Of It. Move the points.
-Is a character from one of the.
-Two-thirds of the moves.
-All are likely to be, however, kill.
-Cut the ****.
-Can be heard.
Contact us-30 m onwards.
-Reports, Bravo 2.
-Up form.
-What is the Visual?
-Negative. I'm not ...
-Whoah!
-What the hell is!
The Lord jestas!
-The open fire!
-All!
-The one behind it.
-Bravo 2, what is about to occur. Responding.
The Lord jestas! Lol no!

this is the rating. Be punishable with safety, to prevent unauthorized use of the Convention, section GTVA 21.3.5.
We are in the great war, the Shivans, tough questions. How do we, in future, the threat of invasion of Poland? Returns the Shivans, at any time, any place without warning. How can we fight the existence of our species and threats?
Ross 128 Vasudan Emperor, Khonsu II GTVA add-2345 to refine the Shivan attacks around this tenth General Assembly. Became emperor, ambitious, unprecedented cooperation in the GTVA colossus to perform:

Build a civilization that ruin our great war, and here we remain a new era of prosperity and harmony with the door. Colossus-Vasudan people share in the project of the EU commitments, and we celebrate the Defense allies.

Narrator: build the Colossus space faring battleship effective. 6 Km to reach with the bow, which rests in the trick-for more than 20 years at the end of the colossus computer. 12 the destroyer may be large on the inside of the ship. 45/15 a couple of shots, battery, 12 missiles and weapons including the remote with the latest version of the 12 cannons. And stored in the bombers [a] and came to power colossus 12  joins with the destroyer as the maximum of 60 fighters, most of the crew of the silo more than 300000 of his wings. These are the Akheton co., Ltd.-the giant Triton dynamics Subach contractor industry.
Now the King of the the over the Alliance to Alpha, the gamma Draconis Nebula Pegasus CT and mystic in a number of areas of the war. When the deployment and Colossus, these conflicts, shut down quickly and with determination. If you get the Shivans threatens our world continues to be a challenge, to help ensure the peace we prepare the face of today's generation are


Aaaand a Blue Planet special :


They are giving to this God.

We Do Not. They will not be able to carry on to us. Why do you protect them?

It is not a part of this, they Are judging the.. The tasks are not provided. You ask them why they are doing yet, no longer a threat?

They are like us. It will be destroyed. As they are created in the old brahmans. They are his, we will take potential threats.

They are created. They are the enemies of peace before you can purchase the created in society. Mine is created in the war, the peace of friends now. One of the demo, as well as, to the extent possible, to eradicate the threat, other similarly wants to now?

We Do.

It betrayed us in the pursuit of Shiva and his agenda. You have the great Brahma, the first Committee of the exile. Gather the back of the place and time, you will need to be nourished by his mentor and look for other long-term care benefits will be associated with.

We have a topic.

The awakening of the people now in the safe and bring my own race to the rest of the Swan. When people are ready to meet again.

[SypheDMar]

Had to use Bing, Babelfish would not translate back 

Google!!!! Nah, it's cool.

Retranslation of An4ximandros from English->French->English

Altair 30 lost civilization we call today the remains of Vasudan two years ago, scientists discovered long ago. Discovery of a secret here, the defeat of Shivans. How we arrive at our 10,000-year mark or become a footnote in the history of the species in the future is now? Shivans for them. how this line? fiction in their immortal until you enjoy? Old monolith and their predecessors fall warning carved wall space, the tomb of the grave farthest corner of rejection or was it? When he came to the destroyer as the cremation of their dust and bones, to finally see old screens looked silently remain key solutions for some of their fate is how? Every civilization, such as Troy nine cities were a myriad of back constantly wiped out the first race Shivans with one if you had built in the rubble that came before. She believed that dragons were asleep in the sea, they long emerged from the cradle of humanity in the Neolithic period 8000 years ago, the nautical star, were born in the flow of the subspace Shivans beneath the waves and wake for the destruction of the cosmos was revenge the dead angry.

Part 2:

I guess I mean the enemy of my motivations, my ambition and the rascals who, Admiral Aken Bosch for years? I will be remembered as a butcher innocent people is a tragedy in my life and that rate is unfair, does not it. Unable to dispute the charges or verdict of history.

It is the army of neo-cow Terrien hate stupid before, fear, driven by anxiety. Ignorance is all too easy to tyranny and old wounds opened biggest weapon. I simply stop the madman, impotence is now creating the role of a bloodthirsty monster at the end of my own will. Give something to die lost generation, will now be crowned in the disgrace of my heritage.

Never understand my enemy is not the hatred of the human renegades and my Vasudans., Is my love for my. Gamma Draconis in the system, soon returned Alliance destroyer learn method behind my madness. madness ...

Part 3:

Why ancient portals that we have here? Shivans our expectation for thousands of years. This odyssey, let me on their journey to the Promised Land or the Valley of the Kings?

30 years ago, and assumed the new future of our species, our dreams I feel the loneliness now on the verge of the only regret. My whole life work was the crusade stupid? Only to die in this desert led the people in me.

Let my administration and not brutality, but the causes are now active again can not be is. Escorts can wait, it must find a destroyer behind the veil of clouds, I think.

Nebula from Earth if the LY 1 billion ancestors thousands of supernova remnants and we witnessed the eruption of death in 400 million sun shine landscape and combustion of Egypt planet is if you want now. But the divine Pharaoh what ... to learn. Do not imagine. Crazy.

Aaand part 4:

This is the Terran commander before neo-Chief, Admiral Aken Bosch entry personal log book for the final. We fought for 30 years, in recent meetings with all Shivans demonstrate accuracy. Through the work of my life. Create technology to enable communication between Shivans and human races. Our first contact started during the first phase of a new alliance of the destroyer was a crude rudimentary. The Alliance is based on the fate of the human race.

Young drivers about the r & d Shivan technology and fought against the rebellion of the Galactic Terran intelligence war, and formed the basis for my biology project. I raise this Terran Alliance Vasudan knowledge of this burial was. Only the future is not Vasudans, that our species is reached. To survive our destiny must be somewhere else if you want.

When it came my team will abandon the Iceni FSN, prepare the Council Transport Shivan. We embark on a journey to a new horizon of the miracle. Misunderstanding closed during this time of racial hatred and tragic that we are. Is full these days in my life for the first time with joy.

You finally came here.

This place is a refuge.

Now only echo here, nothing, apart from nothing else.

We also do not need to do more to stay.

And we go together.

Do not be afraid.

The future is waiting for you.

[watsisname]

How do we, in future, the threat of invasion of Poland?

hahahahahaha

[Mongoose]

Yeah, that got me.

The pity is that these systems seem to be getting better and better.  They're not nearly as Engrishy as they used to be.

[redsniper]

GOD OF OHIO STATE!

[Pred the Penguin]

So hard not too laugh out loud in the library!