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"Explodes like a grenade when reloaded."

...WHAT.

 

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With those weapons, it's like this. Once they're dry, or you hit the reload button, the gun will be thrown like a grenade, and then explode, while a new model of that gun is being spawned in your hand. It's quite awesome.
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I'm a little jelly of your weapons. The slot machine hasn't given me anything useful and only enough back to recover about 2/3rds what I put into it.

Course, my two characters on this playthrough (they did a thing to fix the golden guns for premier, so I restarted) are lvls 8 and 13 respectively, so...
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With those weapons, it's like this. Once they're dry, or you hit the reload button, the gun will be thrown like a grenade, and then explode, while a new model of that gun is being spawned in your hand. It's quite awesome.
that is amazing

 

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With those weapons, it's like this. Once they're dry, or you hit the reload button, the gun will be thrown like a grenade, and then explode, while a new model of that gun is being spawned in your hand. It's quite awesome.
that is amazing

It's better when you get the Orange shotgun which actually flies, homes in and then explodes
Rocket launchers do that too
It's ****ing awesome

(Shotgun also keeps shooting if it's got ammo in it)

Also, a Mirv grenade that spawns Mirv grenades? That's just too much awesome Orpheus
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I'm suddenly picturing this scene from Venture Brothers, where a random henchman runs out of ammo and then tries throwing his normal pistol at the guy he's shooting at. :D

 

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I liked the scene in the opening of Casino Royale, where the bad guy runs out of ammo and throws his pistol at Bond, who grabs it out of the air and throws it back at him, nailing him in the head. :p

I'm finding that BL2 has me enjoying a greater variety of gun manufacturers.  In the original I just used Maliwan.  Every time.  Volcano Sniper?  Combustion Hellfire SMG?  Pestilent Defiler?  **** yeah, those were the only guns I ever needed.  And the occasional explosive bouncing betty grenade, for when you absolutely positively have to kill every mother****er in the room.

In Borderlands 2 my choices are more varied.  For snipers I am still loyal to Maliwan.  Sometimes you just gotta light that ***** on fire (or lightning, or paint them with acid, or slag, or just blast him into little bits which rain from the sky for hours), and sometimes you have to do it from a mile away.  For Rocket Launchers I'm down with Tediore.  Why?  Because when when I'm using a rocket launcher the last thing I want to waste my time doing is reloading.  With Tediore, there's no such thing.  Gotta reload?  NO PROBLEM.  Just throw the rocket launcher, watch it sprout fins, and WHOOSH, off it goes. :lol:

Shotguns?  I like my shotguns with a BOOM.  Need a bigger boom?  Gotta go with TORGUE.
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And then there's the revolvers.  Ahhh, revolvers. :)  For them I've fallen in love with Jakobs, because there's just something inherently satisfying about pulling the trigger and hearing a big THWACK, the gun kicks back in your hand, and whatever was on the receiving end no longer has a head.  Or, to quote the wiki,

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Torgue rocket launchers are just insane.
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

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Insane rocket launchers, you say?

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I found this in as a random drop when playing with Ravenholme, Dave, and a Mericet guy. I think it's ETEC.

THEY ARE THE MOST JEALOUS.
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
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It isn't ETEC. All E-Tec guns have that bright purple rarity colour.
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Ahh, right.

It's still awesome though!
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL

 

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Hades has this terrible habit of stealing all the good loot  :doubt:
Full Auto - I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and I'm going to keep firing until I find out which one it is.

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I think I'm going to have to take pictures of MY loot
No gold weapons, but a Slag Sniper Rifle that deals 15k damage?
Too bad it's Hyperion
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Hades has this terrible habit of stealing all the good loot  :doubt:
It was on accident, I am just a premature button pusher. :(

Plus I gave you that e-tec sniper rifle!
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL

 

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Finally a good sniper rifle again



E-TEC get!
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Insane rocket launchers, you say?

Does that rocket launcher have a bayonet on it?  WHY DOES IT HAVE A BAYONET ON IT?!
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For punching people, duh
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I haven't had a chance to play yet, but I need to dig up a screenshot of my Hunter's inventory from the first game.  I had every pistol and sniper rifle ultra rare in dark orange.  I could solo Crawmerax with the lectric sniper rifle, which is how I got them in the first place.

Looking forward to getting going in this.
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