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Kosher Caveman Battalion - Huh... Picture this.
Shadow of the Rollerball Babies - This would be awesome.
Catholic Jetpack For Kids - This sounds interesting...
Post-Apocalyptic Monkey Football - This is the game!
Wild Piano Expert - As opposed to tame piano experts?
3D Godzilla Beta - Please tell me this exists! :D
Colonial Alligator Racer - Just like what they played way back when?
Low G Rabbit Babies - lol
Golden Cyborg from Hell - I'd play this.
Sexy Football Bastards - hmm...
Sid Meier's Cannibal Rider - I keep trying to think of this as a civilization game...
In Search of Elevator Babies - Is this a simulation. :drevil:
Erotic Moped Rangers - I have nothing to say to this...
Psychedelic Fantasy from Mars - Now, this is the game! :P

 

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Space Sex Crisis
High-Speed Manlove Bloodbath
Sensual Fire Thieves
Dirty Valkyrie Sisters
Galactic Dinosaur Troopers - This needs to be a game.
Sid Meier's Turtle of Might and Magic
Communist Night Romp
Magnetic Sex Feud
Aero Equestrian Jihad
Silent Unicorn Overlords
God of Shotgun Strike Force
Eternal Sex of Magic
Inappropriate Aerobics of the Blood God
Helicopter Makeout
Soviet Porn Rescue

 

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Helicopter Makeout

Divine Quest for Baby Helicoptor
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

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Sexy Pinball For Kids
Oh my.

 

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Intense Snowboard at the Olympics- Okay, seems legit and rather respectable.

Blasphemous Boxing Rampage- Jesus boxing the prophet Mohamed springs to mind.

Frankenstein's Yoga Planet- Well he was a doctor who was able to reanimate dead body parts, so why the frack not?

Flamboyant Shopping World- Gok Wan: The Videogame

Professional Banana Jihad- As opposed to an amateur one?

Leisure Suit Sex Exhibition- lolwat?

Mega Man's Sailor Universe- Mega Man finally gives in to the pressure from the fanboys and replaces all his weapons with tentacles, before strolling into the nearest japanese highschool....Or it's just a standard game, just with more boats.

Fantastic Sniper Siege- Sounds fun. And slow....More slow than fun.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

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Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

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Bizzaro Scooter Anarchy - Bizarro is redundant. Grand Theft Auto with scooters.
The Sniper Fandango - The first in the next series of TF2 updates after the Meet The series expires.
Elite Speed Force - Racing game.
Nuclear Sandwich Solid - THE ADMIN NEEDS SCISSORS! SIXXXXTTTTYYYY-ONE!
Scooby Doo and the Programming Epidemic - Bughunt: The Game, featuring a talking Great Dane
3D Software Party - FS Modding subforum: The Game
Micheal Jackson' Spatula Symphony - I'm not sure, but I kinda want to find out.
Happy Shock Battalion - Japanese electrostim visual novel
Perfect Mech Tale - Hungarian release of MechWarrior 3
Underground Tricycle Anthology - What is this I don't even
Little Porn Story - Where the Videogame Name Generator stopped being remotely clever about its sexual innuendo
Ghetto Submarine III - Russian Victor-I simulation game; pick fights with much more advanced Western submarines.
Orbital Cannibal Jamboree - Dead Space, is that you? What have they done to you!?
Phoenix Wright: Princess Dancers - Perfectly normal Phoenix Wright game.
Apathetic Toon House - Pretty much how I view The Sims.
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Offline FireSpawn

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Perfect Mech Tale - Hungarian release of MechWarrior 3

Sounds more like a JRPG to me, and a rather fun one at that!

STOMP ALL THE THINGS!
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

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Had to have another run at this thing

Kamikaze Gnome Knights   [hiii akin]
Chocolate 3D - Total War [Hell yes]
Radical STD Jam   [:nervous:]
Masters of the Bomb 95 [wtf a plausable suggestion]
3D Stick - 2nd Impact [wtf 2 plausable suggestions]
It's a Mad, Mad Lacrosse Inferno [has potential]
The Muppets Shopping Fight Club [lol]
Topsy-Turvy Thief Returns [typical night out for many in the UK]
Maniac Golf Destruction [Probably wouldnt play it but would be tempted to watch the lets play]

and the special mention
Nudist Makeover Camp
Minister of Interstellar Affairs Sol Union - Retired
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Mary Kate and Ashley's Stapler DJ - what
Chillin' Landmine Dance Party - Everything DDR should have been as your legs get progressively shorter from the blown-off bits.
Tiny Cyborg Invasion - Saudi release of Small Soldiers: The Game.
Generic Forklift Detective - Attempt to make a game with the "He tried to kill me with a forklift" song as the main theme.
Return of the Funk - The Dark Project - Christian anti-rock propaganda.
Star Monster Struggle - Japanese name for Star Control 2.
Street Dragon Legends - Fairly standards sidescroller beat 'em up cloning off Streets of Rage.
Return of the Wheelchair from Mars - Tongue-in-cheek adventure game from the '90s. See also Day of the Tentacle and Leather Goddesses of Phobos.
World Programming Knights - SCP Coder: The Game
MTV's Yeti Odyssey - I have no idea.
Sid Meier's Bong Strikes Back - The day the Civilization series died.
Asian Karaoke Operatives - Italian release of Elite Beat Agents.
Fiery Dating Baseball - I got nothing.
Inept Computer Munchers - Like Number Munchers, but not as fun.
Special Internet From Hell - High Max: The Game.
Hardcore Goth GT - Not nearly as porny as you hoped from the title. And mostly guys.
Duke Nukem: Fun Noodle Commando - Duke Nukem game themed around chicks in swimwear.
Jamaican Car Assassins - The Jamaican side-gang from Grand Theft Auto 3 gets their own game.
A Boy and his Cardboard Kombat - Either a really awesome licensed Calvin and Hobbes Spaceman Spiff product, or the worst fighting game ever.
Nostalgic Crowbar Extra - Adequate description of many of the references I've made here.
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Retarded Axe of Might and Magic - Thog smash!
Royal Elevator Rampage - With such a high tension job, I'm not surprised it snapped.
Heavy Metal Chicken Overdrive - Chick-Fil-A last week.
Cool Platypus Syndrome - I got nothing.
Teenage Chase Arena - High school minus any pretenses of education.
Drunken Wrestling Fortress - What Dwarf Fortress should have been called.
Geriatric Equestrian Horde - My Little Pony in 30 years.

 

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Caesar's WWII Jihad - Julius' Holy War...in the early 40's. :wtf:

 

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Cool Platypus Syndrome - I got nothing.
Curse you Perry the Platypus!

 
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Generic Forklift Detective - Attempt to make a game with the "He tried to kill me with a forklift" song as the main theme.

Otherwise known as Shenmue.    ;)
Find me as Hojo Norem elsewhere...

butter_pat_head... a name picked in sheer desperation more than 10 years ago from some super obscure Red Dwarf reference.

 

Offline watsisname

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More game names for more fun.


Brain-Damaged Kangaroo Zombies - I'm not sure just how terrified I should be.  I mean... zombies are pretty generic, but kangaroos will **** you up.  But if they're brain damaged zombie kangaroos?  Oh dear...

Obsessive-Compulsive Mountain Climber Police - ARREST! ALL the Mountain Climbers!

Bewildering Flatulence - 2nd Impact - I am... bewildered...

Romantic Frisbee Smackdown - :wakka:

Fabulous Pony Blast - 20,000% daily recommended allowance of gay.

Orbital Lego Boxing - This could be fun.

Kirby's Shotgun Raider - Kirby stops giving a **** about using abilities, prefers putting holes in things.  Awesomeness ensues.

Excruciating Drug-Dealing in the Magic Kingdom  - A bizarre take on the Tower Defense genre.  Endless waves of small children wander through the Magic Kingdom, and your job is to subdue them with your drug-dispensing towers.  No child left behind!

Presidential Wrestling 3000 - Sure, I would play this.

In Your Face Midget Ignition -  I laughed... I've played too much Borderlands lately. :V

Deep Space Internet Struggle - "Mayday!  Mayday!  A bunch of my ship fell off and I can't connect to the internet!
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

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Infernal software - Win Vista?
The Nazi's revenge in salad land - What is this? I don't even...
Hideous toon princess - I have been through high school already, no thanks.
Galactic shopping marines - Horst Fuchs trying to sell new guns to ppl?
Legendary plumber blast - Sounds like something nintendo would make
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Deep Space Internet Struggle
Rival hacker groups seize control of every single space station, warship, and colony within a given solar system.  Chaos ensures as the groups use their hacking to try and destroy one another.  If something can't be taken over or destroyed electronically, then it gets taken over or destroyed physically through things like warships and commandos with mind control implants installed.

...This actually sounds like a good concept for a strategy game.  Someone needs to make this game.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2012, 04:09:59 am by Alex Heartnet »

 

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Obsessive-Compulsive Mountain Climber Police - ARREST! ALL the Mountain Climbers!


This made me laugh.
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Insane Dwarf of the Blood God:   Uh, Dwarf Fortress?
"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one.  Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
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Managed to find some ok/promising and not-so-great hits:

BudgetSoft Presents: Techno Commando  :  Yep, w/e
Undercover Driving Joe  :  Yep, w/e
Jewish Weight Loss Fantasy  :  Umm...
Holy Sword Dancers  :  Could be interesting
Sim Hair Salon Camp  :  Sims again...
Legacy of UFO - The Resistance  : 
Claustrophobic Combat Empire  :  Would this even have any urban fighting?
The Simpsons' Disco World  :  Tripping out
Tropical Bimbo Daredevils
Hardcore Viking Crusade  :  YES
Advanced Beach World Tour  :  Sandy beaches with wi-fi and USB 3.0 support
Virtual Dinosaur Family  :  ...
Inappropriate Afro Deluxe  :  Again, interesting
Presidential Bobsled Revenge  :  Always fun
Silent Paintball Football  :  How would this work?
Elderly Transvestite Unit  :  WTF
Obsessive-Compulsive Outlaw Dash  : 
Sleepy Beautician Syndrome  :  Trying to keep your beautician awake
8-Bit Biplane Showdown  :  Retro :)
It's a Mad, Mad Llama Boxing  :  Yep...
No One Can Stop the Jetpack Conflict  : 
Naughty Gun Invaders  :  A nice twist
Charlie Brown's Spatula Battalion  : 
Irresistible Fantasy Over Normandy  :  Again with Normandy?
It's a Mad, Mad Bong - Limited Edition  : 
Frankenstein's Forklift Babies  : 
Small-Time Sex - Total War  : 
The Harlem Globetrotters: Nudist Racer  : 
Dracula's Typing Bastards  : 
The Last Sandwich Creator  :  Helpful for us non-sandwich making folk I think....
Apathetic Mahjong Brothers  :
Ancient Sandwich Overload  : 
Unholy Sandwish Explosion  :
Incomprehensible Sandwich Spies  :
Cthulhu's Beast of the Damned  :


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