Remote Vampire - 2nd Impact: Apparently, Vampires are not only remote-controlled, but are also Angels.
Killer Pogo Marines: Space Marine Chapters low on budget are known to use rocket pogos instead of Landspeeders.
Radical Spider Tournament: Customize your spider to be the most radical spider - ever!
Intellectual Landmine: The Resistance: Landmines gain sapience and rebel against the tyranny of their masters.
Team Shaving Spies: The BLU and RED Spies become barbers and shave people.
Depressing Booty 3000: In the near future, some space pirates find booty that induces chronic depression in all who look at it.
Maniac Gnome Restaurant: I can't think of any comment for this one.