[Nemesis6]

A Maryland lawmaker who thinks same-sex marriage will lead to the teaching of homosexuality in schools has injured four children in a drunken boating accident
24 AUGUST 2012 | BY ANDREW POTTS

A homophobic Maryland lawmaker has admitted to being drunk when he accidentally crashed his boat into a boat full of children.

Maryland delegate Don H. Dwyer Jr was drinking with another man on his boat on the Magothy River in Pasadena around 7pm when his boat struck a smaller vessel with five children on board.

Four of the children were injured with one, a five year old girl, taken by helicopter to Baltimore’s Johns Hopkins Children’s Center.

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/lawmaker-who-thinks-gays-threat-children-crashes-boat-children240812

[sigtau]

Clearly, the man in the boat with him was gay and pressured him into getting drunk and crashing into the boat.

Y'know, because homosexuality is a threat to children.  Right?

[Dragon]

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? 

[Klaustrophobia]

yeah, there's no irony here....

[Nuke]

hating gays does not make you immune to drunken asshatery.