[Oddgrim]

glorious Zodbeard has arrived yarr!
*slash*

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My nemesis!! (zodbeard)

LOAD ALL THE PORTSIDE CANNON!!!!!!

Ye spunk scrap spawn of a wench! Oi! Cannoneers! Get 'at the photon beam bombardier up and runnin! 'ets give 'em hell! yarr! bwhah!

[BritishShivans]

Arr, ready thar rum cannons! We's gonna give 'em a drink 'ta die for! Literally!

[Colonol Dekker]

* Dekker strides across the deck of the musty strumpet

AVAST, ON YER FEET!

Waves crash the sides of his solid vessel, the fembot crew rouses and begin to get on with their bid-niz

READY THE RUM-SOAKED WENCH ROUNDS!!!!!!

* Dekker looks across at Zod-beards craft........

YOU ZOD SON-OF-A-WHALE

Lightning and rain hammer the skyline as vessels close the distance between each other, the feeling of imminent conflict is palpable. Dekkers saucy robo-hussies are positively frothing at the bit and keen to be about gutting the fish-lovers


FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cobra]

AYE AYE, CAP'N! AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS

* Cobra fires his cannon

[FireSpawn]

*From within the depths of the raging storm, a frigate wreathed in hellfire drives through the raging seas towards the stern of Captain Zodbeard's ship*

AVAST YA' SCURVY ZODS, PREPARE FOR BORDING FROM THE REAR!

Fire the keel canons, I want a carpet of claret beneath me boots as I cut down them grog stained, pig haired, shark faced plague boils!
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WHAT DO YA MEAN "WE BURNT ALL THE GUNPOWDER TO MAKE THE FLAMES"?! How're we going to fight this cur, with foul language and haaaaarsh words?
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Captain FireSpawn sends over a semaphore message to Zodbeard
Oi, Zodbeard! You fight like a cow!

[headdie]

and a new meme is born

[redsniper]

zodbeard.jpg

If this is never used as a headani, then HLP has no hope.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Would be fantastic for Volition Bravos, though.

* Androgeos Exeunt nudges Axem.