[An4ximandros]

The long awaited sequel to The Video Game Name Generator has finally made it's way to Hard-Light Production, Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you, the Technobabble generators!

http://www.johnher.com/Steamtechgen.html - Sonic Magnetic Flux Generator
http://phaser.gfxile.net/ligen/technobabble.php?dataset=24 - The weak network is overheating - they should modulate the matrix before server damages the critical causes to calibrate. The overheating transfer stream in the domain. Bonus points for having both Sci-fi and 24 modes.
http://www.ds10.org/Database/babble.html - LINEAR NEUTRINO DISTURBANCE
http://www.thesatya.com/cgi-bin/phrasegenerator.pl - HTTP muon detector

Ladies and Gentlemen, let the babbling begin!

Sorry, I couldn't not share this

[Klaustrophobia]

i once went into the far reaches of the internet and babbled.  except i used sport instead of tech, and it was all real (if exaggerated) and not generated or actually babble.  hilarity ensued.

[Flipside]

This was how they designed most Star Trek Voyager episodes

Edit : Though, oddly enough the quotes from 2nd link remind me of some of my OO Programming books from Uni...

[Hellstryker]

Solid Holographic Iron Tube

"They must re-route the crystal, because the time-matter field delta region is around the burst delta region. The crystal delta region appears to be aligned. Enhanced diagnostic has been removed, because the another charge has been reversed. The time-matter field crystal seems to be contained. I have to calibrate the crystals. They must calibrate the plasma conduit, because the power is inside the anomalies. Calibrate the time-matter fields. Reverse the powers. There must be auxiliary damage next to the auxiliary removed power. Getting through matter stream, causing core. The removed burst hyperdrive catches ripples around the temporal galaxy vortex plasma conduit. Weak polarity needs to be inverted, because the enhanced singularity has been inverted! There appears to be a special power in the power which affects special fluctuations next to the critical plasma."

ATMOSPHERIC WARP NETWORK

neutron imbalance carrier