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Offline Thaeris

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage.
"

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


-Nuke

 

Offline Quanto

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
First I gotta deal with all ya brown elf lovers on IRC and now I gotta deal with this uprising!
Fine fine I get it! I cave in! I capitulate!

Madness I say!

*walks off mumbling*
I win! One to nuthin'!
00:41:58 <DarthGeek>: I might do it, I need to build a reputation of someone who doesn't suffer fools
(DarthGeek on: "Relentless")

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
First I gotta deal with all ya brown elf lovers on IRC and now I gotta deal with this uprising!
Fine fine I get it! I cave in! I capitulate!

Stay strong man, don't do it. Next they'll want freaking Drow!
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline qwadtep

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
So Crystal and Misuzu crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

First I gotta deal with all ya brown elf lovers on IRC and now I gotta deal with this uprising!
Fine fine I get it! I cave in! I capitulate!

Stay strong man, don't do it. Next they'll want freaking Drow!
So Isa and Yaiceca crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
So Crystal and Misuzu crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

First I gotta deal with all ya brown elf lovers on IRC and now I gotta deal with this uprising!
Fine fine I get it! I cave in! I capitulate!

Stay strong man, don't do it. Next they'll want freaking Drow!
So Isa and Yaiceca crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

 :lol:
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
No wait, now I want to know what happens!  :(
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
So Isa and Yaiceca crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

Plot to Cannibal Holocaust ensues.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
So Isa and Yaiceca crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

Plot to Cannibal Holocaust ensues.

In palm-leaf bikinis.
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 
Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Worn by very sunburned space elves. :lol:
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
I'm spoiler-tagging this rant as a courtesy because if you don't want to read it you don't have to...

Spoiler:
You are an insufferable lot, all of you!

If this were the forums of a commercial game developer I would let you go on right ahead; not because I agree if you but because you would be customers who had suck money into a gameplay experience. as such you would be entitled to your opinion and deserved to opressivly poke the developers with a stick simply for the sorry reason that you have been paying your hard earned bucks.

But here in this very place, you simple DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO MAKE DEMANDS ... any, at all, ever.
This is the (virtual) place where our dear community member Spoon has chosen to express him_herself arstistically. S_he has decided to share what s_he has come up with in his_her little (metaphorical) workshop. Unlike people like me who are content with just telling a story for the sake of telling a story and giving a rat's arse if you like it or not, s_he has decided to give a damn about what you lot think and to accomidate your wishes for further releases.

This is a courtesy - something that has to do with being nice although it is not required - and it is to your benefit.
But appearently you have taken it upon yourselves to waste that good-will - for what I just cannot see. Abusing the good-will of another for no reason isn't anything but rude and destructive.

And this isn't a first time offense on this board, mind you. A certain topic was closed that started out as a nice gesture but was ruined by the exact same behavoir*.
*Okay, I might not be that innocent in that regard - but some of us grow by makeing mistakes.
And yet here we are again. Notice something?!
"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nyrissa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

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"I am Curiosity, and I've always wondered what would become of you, here at the end of the world." - The Guide/The Curious Other, Othercide

"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"...because they are not Dragons."

  
Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Spoon has already capitulated; your opinion is invalid. :p

Besides, this is much, much less creepy than the Ask a Character thread, most likely because there is zero Lorric involved.  Ban FireSpawn, Dekker, and Lorric from this forum and the worst of the sex offenders are gone.  I'm not saying the rest of us don't have sexual fetishes involving anime tropes, but we aren't as bad about it as those guys. :P
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Spoon has already capitulated; your opinion is invalid. :p

Besides, this is much, much less creepy than the Ask a Character thread, most likely because there is zero Lorric involved.  Ban FireSpawn, Dekker, and Lorric from this forum and the worst of the sex offenders are gone.  I'm not saying the rest of us don't have sexual fetishes involving anime tropes, but we aren't as bad about it as those guys. :P

Hey, Dekker started it! I just got caught in the slipstream of sleaze. besides, I already told Spoon to throw something heavy and explosive in my direction if I start slipping into bad habbi- *Nuked from Orbit*
If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
LOLIQUEST!

*drops it and runs away.
el hombre vicio...

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Spoon has already capitulated

I wonder why ...

Besides, this is much, much less creepy than the Ask a Character thread

Yet ...

but we aren't as bad about it as those guys. :P

So, just because you are the lesser of the two evils you are no evil at all? - Difference in quantity doesn't negate similarity in quality.
"As you sought to steal a kingdom for yourself, so must you do again, a thousand times over. For a theft, a true theft, must be practiced to be earned." - The terms of Nyrissa's curse, Pathfinder: Kingmaker

==================

"I am Curiosity, and I've always wondered what would become of you, here at the end of the world." - The Guide/The Curious Other, Othercide

"When you work with water, you have to know and respect it. When you labour to subdue it, you have to understand that one day it may rise up and turn all your labours into nothing. For what is water, which seeks to make all things level, which has no taste or colour of its own, but a liquid form of Nothing?" - Graham Swift, Waterland

"...because they are not Dragons."

 

Offline -Norbert-

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
I'm spoiler-tagging this rant as a courtesy because if you don't want to read it you don't have to...

Spoiler:
But here in this very place, you simple DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO MAKE DEMANDS ... any, at all, ever.
And were exactly did anyone make any demand at all?
Quanto asked very politely for adding a bit more color variety to Cyrvan skins (especially considering the large color palette of their hair-colors not an unreasonable petition) and the others just joked around (or nitpicked about the posted picture, in my case). While this certainly is a request (please add X), it certainly is not a demand (you MUST add X).

Right at this moment I see a few posts that might be considered annoying and/or sexist, but the only post in this thread that comes close to being "insufferable" is yours.

Take a few deep breath, re-read the thread and think about it some time and you'll see there is no reason here for such a tantrum. Considering that the person the thread and it's comments are directed at - Spoon - doesn't seem to be offended, I don't see why you would be so deeply offended.

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
So Isa and Yaiceca crashland on a desert island planet and are stranded for a week...

Plot to Cannibal Holocaust ensues.

In palm-leaf bikinis.

...you have clearly not seen that movie.

Not that recommend you see that movie, as it's a really bad movie coming from a really ****ed up place, but still.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
I had a inkling that there might have been a reference there that I didn't know of, but I just figured I'd carry on with my inane post anyway.  :lol:

Also, am I the only person that just got hit with the thought of Spoon just taking a picture of Samuel L. Jackson, photoshopping some elf ears on, and putting it in the mod just to spite us in a wonderfully humorous and epic way?

If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Spoon

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Also, am I the only person that just got hit with the thought of Spoon just taking a picture of Samuel L. Jackson, photoshopping some elf ears on, and putting it in the mod just to spite us in a wonderfully humorous and epic way?
*Makes notes*
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline FireSpawn

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
Also, am I the only person that just got hit with the thought of Spoon just taking a picture of Samuel L. Jackson, photoshopping some elf ears on, and putting it in the mod just to spite us in a wonderfully humorous and epic way?
*Makes notes*

If you hit it and it bleeds, you can kill it. If you hit it and it doesn't bleed...You are obviously not hitting hard enough.

Greatest Pirate in all the Beach System.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

 

Offline Lorric

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Re: Lets talk about Space Elves
In answer to the OP

"While skin color is almost always white (with the exception of the tanned from Desa)"

http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Cyrva


Besides, this is much, much less creepy than the Ask a Character thread, most likely because there is zero Lorric involved.  Ban FireSpawn, Dekker, and Lorric from this forum and the worst of the sex offenders are gone.  I'm not saying the rest of us don't have sexual fetishes involving anime tropes, but we aren't as bad about it as those guys. :P

You are wrong about me. I only wanted to punish Yaiceca. I was nice and respectful to all the other characters.