So, my wife, kid, and I have been staying with her aunt/uncle in Newcastle for the last week and a half, venturing afield to take in some sights as this is my first time in the UK. I've made a few observations that I felt worth sharing.
1. I love what passes for local women's fashion - tights/leggings/stockings with a skirt, long shirt, or (on the brave girls) short shirt is an absolute gift to the eyes, particulalry as most Canadian women wear jeans or shorts. Honestly, you British men have no idea how good you have it. I told my (origininally British) wife that I'm going to serve her with a petition to dress like a British girl.
2. Trains are a superior mode of transportation. Why North America can't figure this out is beyond me.
3. I now understand why England is not renowned for any non-deep fried foods. While we've had some good food at some of the pubs, by and large it is more expensive, has smaller portions, and is generally much blander than other countries. Sorry my Brit friends, but the only thing I'll concede is better eating out than making your own here is perhaps the fish and chips.
4. Cobbled streets are so cool. Cobbled streets flanked by buildings 400 years old or older are downright awesome. We ate in a pub in York (which was decent) that was 600 years old, across from the second largest cathedral in the world which is 1003 years old. I'm a history buff and that just made me giddy.
5. The plumbing and electrical, even in new buildings, feel and act like they are also 400 years old. This 220-240 V **** is just ridiculous. And maybe London manages decent water pressure, but nowherev between York and Edinburgh can.
6. Given the chance, I suspect Marks&Spencer and Tesco would take over the world. They both appear to be successfully running the UK. I think Parliament is just a front...
7. Edinburgh was fantastic, and the accent was perfectly understandable. Glaswegians are incomprehensible. Geordies don't actually appear to speak English. Though I find it both peculiar and strangely practical that you can tell a person's social status from not only how they say something, as in most countries, but also the accent they have.
8. Brits are an odd mixture of aloof and friendly. I know Canadians have a reputation for being overly polite, but Brits seem to be comfortable with conversation with just about anyone... And people seem to have no barriers to approaching other people's babies (our son is 10 months). On the other hand, there appears to be no leaving a gap for the poor sod with the baby stroller to get off the bus or train...
9. Brits cannot distinguish Canadians from Americans unless you tell them. Not a fault, just something I'm being very cognizant of.
10. It's very wet. The wife's family says all this rain is unusual but I'm not sure I believe them.
11. Have I mentioned the way the women dress here...
Seriously though, you have a beautiful island here, folks, it's been a great trip.