[Sarafan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyaGVvf1WkY

The video is in portuguese but the news roughly translates to this: At night a robber parked his recently stolen car near a convenience store and went inside to rob it, however, the moment he entered the store another robber came and stole his stolen car so when the first robber comes out of the store he's shocked that he's been robbed but then ANOTHER robber comes and steals what he stole from the convenience store.

So what does the first robber does? He goes to the police to press charges that he's been robbed! Luckily at the same time the owner of the store went to the same police and the robber was arrested, after that the reporter asks him what he thought about it all and the robber complains that things are so violent you cant honestly earn a living of stealing anymore.

This is where the olympics and the world cup are going to happen just to remind you all.

[deathfun]

Oh my god
That's just.... too hilarious

[Nuke]

did the cops steal his stolen wallet too?

[watsisname]

THEFTCEPTION

[deathfun]

THEFTCEPTION

BWONG

[Luis Dias]

O_o

[Lorric]

Reminds me of reading about some guy who walked into a police station, put a bag of cocaine on the counter, and asked the cops to go arrest the dealer because they hadn't given him either the correct weight or correct purity, I forget which. Obviously they arrested him on the spot.

[Ghostavo]

Too bad this is just a sketch from a comedy show...