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Offline BritishShivans

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2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
on: December 20, 2012, 07:21:51 am
APOCALYPSE IN APPROXIMATELY 50 MINUTES

GET READY TO LAUGH  :drevil:
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 07:39:06 am
APOCALYPSE IN 30 MINUTES
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 07:44:13 am
UPDATE: SANTA HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN CHICAGO, REPEAT: SANTA HAS BEEN SIGHTED. PREPARE FOR CONTACT.

UPDATE: SANTA SHOT DOWN BY PERIMETER TRIPLE AAA, CONTACT NEUTRALIZED.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2012, 07:47:52 am by BritishShivans »
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 07:50:02 am
19 MINUTES AND COUNTING
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 07:53:50 am
15 MINUTES AND COUNTING

IF YOU AREN'T READY YET, THEN DO SO
 

Offline Mikes

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 07:57:43 am
It's not even 8pm (on Dec 20) over here yet you silly people. :p
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 07:59:03 am
10 MINUTES, PEOPLE! 10 MINUTES!
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 07:59:48 am
Quote from: Mikes on December 20, 2012, 07:57:43 am
It's not even 8pm (on Dec 20) over here yet you silly people. :p

We get the apocalypse earlier than you do. It's 11.51 here in 'Straya.
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #8 on: December 20, 2012, 08:05:38 am
3 MINUTES
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #9 on: December 20, 2012, 08:06:51 am
TWO MINUTES
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #10 on: December 20, 2012, 08:07:39 am
1 MINUTE! REPEAT, 1 MINUTE!
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 08:12:05 am
APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.

HOSTILES ARE INBOUND.
 

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #12 on: December 20, 2012, 08:13:14 am
COMMENCE OPERATION *REDACTED*
<21:08:30>   Hartzaden fires a slammer at Cybertrance
<21:09:13>   Crybertrance pops flares, but wonders how Hartzaden acquired aspect lock on a stealth fighter... :\
<21:11:58>   *** The_E joined #bp [email protected]
21:11:58   +++ ChanServ has given op to The_E
<21:12:58>   Hartzaden continues to paint crybertrance and feeding the info to a wing of gunships
<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun
 

Offline Mikes

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Reply #13 on: December 20, 2012, 08:16:55 am
Quote from: Crybertrance on December 20, 2012, 08:13:14 am
COMMENCE OPERATION *REDACTED*

If the world really ended in his corner, then at least the spamming did too :)
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 08:22:59 am
Oh piss off, I'm trying to have silly fun, not spam. Besides, if you're annoyed by it, why are you even here then?
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #15 on: December 20, 2012, 08:23:33 am
dude, you need to use mayan standard time.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #16 on: December 20, 2012, 08:28:09 am
Well, from the looks of it, outside is currently flooded with oreos, and I can't see anything.
 

Offline Mikes

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Reply #17 on: December 20, 2012, 08:30:35 am
Quote from: BritishShivans on December 20, 2012, 08:22:59 am
Oh piss off, I'm trying to have silly fun, not spam. Besides, if you're annoyed by it, why are you even here then?

/pokes more fun at BritishShivans :p

Don't be so defensive about your world not having ended? LOL :)
 

Offline BritishShivans

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Reply #18 on: December 20, 2012, 08:32:33 am
Well, that confirms it. I just heard the Cookie Monster screaming about cookies. The Cookie Monster is definitely one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.
 

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Re: 2012 APOCALYPSE COUNTDOWN
Reply #19 on: December 20, 2012, 08:42:20 am
Reporting that the sun is apparently rising.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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