Author Topic: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?  (Read 5239 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Trivial Psychic

  • 212
  • Snoop Junkie
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
It's a good thing that the meteor came in at such a shallow angle.  If it had come straight down it probably would have broken up just above the earth's surface.  In that event, Chelyabinsk could have looked more like the Tunguska event of 1908.  They're saying that there's currently no way to track objects in the 5 to 15m size that they expect this one was, especially on the sun-side.  The only way I could see the Earth having any advanced warning about such an object would be to set up a massive network of out-facing radar detectors in interlocking orbits, at appropriately astronomical cost.  Even then, the best it could do would be to give perhaps a few hours warning (depending on the altitude the satellites orbit at) to get the hell away from the projected impact area.

In all this, there's also some unconfirmed reports that another bright meteor was detected above the California Bay area Friday night. LINK

And yes, awesome pic Zacam. :yes:
The Trivial Psychic Strikes Again!

 

Offline Black Wolf

  • Twisted Infinities
  • 212
  • Hey! You! Get off-a my cloud!
    • Visit the TI homepage!
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
So one meteor comes down in Russia, another potentially streaks over the US. If this had happened 30 years ago, it would have been almost certainly the work of a Bond villain trying to initiate WW3. :nervous:
TWISTED INFINITIES · SECTORGAME· FRONTLINES
Rarely Updated P3D.
Burn the heretic who killed F2S! Burn him, burn him!!- GalEmp

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

  • 210
  • the REAL Nuke of HLP
    • North Carolina Tigers
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
i wonder if anyone caught this with a proper camera.  special effects my ass, we've got a REAL meteor in our movie!
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline TwentyPercentCooler

  • Operates at 375 kelvin
  • 28
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
The Chelyabinsk meteor was absolutely crazy. When the story first broke I thought it was some ridiculous "viral" marketing crap, which says a lot about our wonderful society. It's also a pretty incredible coincidence, happening at a time so close to the asteroid pass.

Also, it's been mentioned...but what is up with the Russians in the videos? Most of them just keep on doing whatever they were doing, like, "Meh, meteor explosion and huge shockwave. No biggie." In a few of them, the secondary shockwaves from the smaller pieces (?) sounded like gunfire. Huge explosion-like sound, gunfire-like sounds. I'd probably run for the hills first and ask questions later.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

  • 210
  • the REAL Nuke of HLP
    • North Carolina Tigers
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
the first video i saw, the thought that went through my mind was "this guy is driving like a complete douche."
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline StarSlayer

  • 211
  • Men Kaeshi Do
    • Steam
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

  

Offline watsisname

Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
Haha, I did like how in the first video the meteor's passage coincides with the radio switching to pumping techno. :D
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

  • 210
  • the REAL Nuke of HLP
    • North Carolina Tigers
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
since the two threads that were actually started about the russian meteor were killed, maybe we can split out from this thread that is about something else (and has NO indication in the title)?
I like to stare at the sun.

 
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
Also, it's been mentioned...but what is up with the Russians in the videos? Most of them just keep on doing whatever they were doing, like, "Meh, meteor explosion and huge shockwave. No biggie." In a few of them, the secondary shockwaves from the smaller pieces (?) sounded like gunfire. Huge explosion-like sound, gunfire-like sounds. I'd probably run for the hills first and ask questions later.

Russians: "Please. Compared to Tunguska, this is nothing."
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

 

Offline watsisname

Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
So one meteor comes down in Russia, another potentially streaks over the US. If this had happened 30 years ago, it would have been almost certainly the work of a Bond villain trying to initiate WW3. :nervous:

Meteors raining from the sky
asteroids grazing closely by
and great comets, too, oh my
look to the skies, can you see the signs?
The end times are nigh, we're all gonna die!

* watsisname runs and hides lest he write more stupid rhymes... AGHHHH
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at it anyway?
since the two threads that were actually started about the russian meteor were killed, maybe we can split out from this thread that is about something else (and has NO indication in the title)?

Happy Now? :p
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

  • 210
  • the REAL Nuke of HLP
    • North Carolina Tigers
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
i'm not unhappy [/sheldon cooper]
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline watsisname

Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
Quote
Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?

Yes, but we need a backup plan in case Michael Bay is insufficient to scare away the asteroids.  I propose we shoot M. Night Shyamalan at them next.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline karajorma

  • King Louie - Jungle VIP
  • Administrator
  • 214
    • Karajorma's Freespace FAQ
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
Then we'd risk a surprise plot twist.

Uwe Boll would be a better bet. The asteroids would begin to avoid us.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

[ Diaspora ] - [ Seeds Of Rebellion ] - [ Mind Games ]

 

Offline deathfun

  • 210
  • Hey man. Peace. *Car hits them* Frakking hippies
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
Oh Director humour
"No"

 
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
Sometimes I'd use a "Like" button on HLP...
'Teeth of the Tiger' - campaign in the making
Story, Ships, Weapons, Project Leader.

 

Offline headdie

  • i don't use punctuation lol
  • 212
  • Lawful Neutral with a Chaotic outook
    • Skype
    • Twitter
    • Headdie on Deviant Art
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
Sometimes I'd use a "Like" button on HLP...
:yes: :like:
Minister of Interstellar Affairs Sol Union - Retired
quote General Battuta - "FRED is canon!"
Contact me at [email protected]
My Release Thread, Old Release Thread, Celestial Objects Thread, My rubbish attempts at art

 

Offline Dysko

Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
The truth about the meteor:

Looks like we'll need Alpha 1's help!
(yes, I know Lucy's "planetary bombardment beams" are canonically blue :p )

(BTW... hi everybody, I know it's a long time since I have last posted here, but Real LifeTM is a b*tch... I posted that pic on Facebook and Mobius asked me to post it here too)
My aviation photography website: GolfVictorSpotting.it

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

  • HLP is my mistress
  • Moderator
  • 213
  • Aken Tigh Dekker- you've probably heard me
    • My old squad sub-domain
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
:like: :yes:

Y I No see it on Fb?

Add me !!1
facebook.com/dobbsylondon
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png

 

Offline deathfun

  • 210
  • Hey man. Peace. *Car hits them* Frakking hippies
Re: Can we shoot Michael Bay at Russian asteroids?
I may have stolen that and posted it on facebook myself...
"No"