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Offline esarai

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Youtube failed English Class
So over in ACoFS, BritishShivans discovered Youtube's translator service is total and utter crap.  I just decided to see what happens when it translated a mission briefing.

M27 - Return to Babel:
Command Briefing:

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Mission Briefing:

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<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
So over in ACoFS, BritishShivans discovered Youtube's translator service is total and utter crap.  I just decided to see what happens when it translated a mission briefing.

M27 - Return to Babel:
Command Briefing:

'Thirty zero three forty five hours GTVA colossus restoring the human genome upset unless ebonyjetmag analyst jonathan eroding paperwork as victor hugo's without a doubt our technological superiority over our report nemesisThe second time the United States distinctions process and I really think the entire civilization's prosperous notices.  Here is the car service.

We christian handkerchief police incident underwood systems remain eighty percent operational, turned in a civil engineer is anticipated saying it's a woman's family relations are.  Until he said he remembered evacuation of UN civilian population proceeded as planned.  BLVD at shouldn't threaten North Korea's, we must not forget sometimes during Jack hadn't box actually counting units scouring a lot for any sign of his command ship or something society absolutely I see medicine physician.  Information concerning Ecclesiastes' secret agenda.  Golden Temple Bar the specimens Russia's surgeries project says he's just fourteen terminology telethon inspires the stories of girls.

Through a rigorous reinvention archaeologist hashimoto locations, announcements centers in the united states before it was a region galaxy. Yes first encounter she does has been disabled or positional spring two thousand two hundred ancient sites this evening systems culinary P deployed twenty tomorrow's device.  Has hostess has this really is on the yes this issue prisoners reveals little martian is anything else access toronto.  Citizens hotels his.  Dana releases similarly direction and guidance to you, the census records he was systems my direct number of hours fluctuating ki and moments from the target.  This energy is completely ineffective against all operating or insulated subsystems.  For this reason, processes unless the dental evidence such as the mass of or not only fears which includes barely at all of the election. (...)
Hahahhah!

"The New York Karen form is an army institute (...) ignorance is the greatest weapon to urinate on old school (...) and so I will play my role for the money (...) banana gamut reconnaissance in the destroyers (...)"

" The emperor inaugurated an ambitious and unprecedented joint endeavor: the g_a_t_t_a lawsuits"
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 11:23:59 pm by An4ximandros »

 

Offline Crybertrance

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
 :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:

I have tears in my eyes.... :lol:
<21:08:30>   Hartzaden fires a slammer at Cybertrance
<21:09:13>   Crybertrance pops flares, but wonders how Hartzaden acquired aspect lock on a stealth fighter... :\
<21:11:58>   *** The_E joined #bp [email protected]
21:11:58   +++ ChanServ has given op to The_E
<21:12:58>   Hartzaden continues to paint crybertrance and feeding the info to a wing of gunships
<21:14:07>   Crybertrance sends emergency "IM GETING MY ASS KICKED HERE!!!!eleventy NEED HELPZZZZ" to 3rd fleet command
<21:14:50>   Hartzaden jamms the transmission.
<21:14:51>   The_E explodes the sun

 

Offline BritishShivans

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
This is why I never want Google to fix Youtube's Transcribe Audio feature. It's too hilarious to be fixed. I have a crapload of transcribed audio screenies I want to put on my Tumblr at some point.

Again: "uhh how i'd hear about your ankle-deep aditi catapults" and "heroin is okay"  :wakka:

 

Offline Aesaar

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
YouTube's crappy captioning is what led to this:




 
Re: Youtube failed English Class
a guy i know was trying to show a video for a lecture; the sound didn't work, so he turned the transcription on as a last resort

the lecture was in speech recognition
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FlQA86sdD6I#t=31s Turn the Captions on and play this.

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"This is an old washington new york arafat allied fighters breaking ball contacted"
« Last Edit: February 11, 2013, 03:16:13 pm by An4ximandros »

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
Man, this is early-Babelfish awful. :lol:

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
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Offline Apollo

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
Wait is that racial slur supposed to be there or is it a bad translation?
Current Project - Eos: The Coward's Blade. Coming Soon (hopefully.)

 
Re: Youtube failed English Class
That's clearly YouTube not being any good at transcribing or some sort of twice-failed computer-based translation.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

  

Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
I think it's the FS1 intro.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline Apollo

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
I think it's the FS1 intro.

Wow. YouTube took a cutscene of a spaceship destroying a fighter, and turned it into an incomprehensible mess full of unintentional racism.

What the ****. I mean, seriously, you'd think they were trying.
Current Project - Eos: The Coward's Blade. Coming Soon (hopefully.)

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
I think it's the FS1 intro.

Close. It's the FSO Trailer. What puzzled me even more is that even the "Oooooohhhhh"  is turned into words...

 

Offline Apollo

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
I think it's the FS1 intro.

Wow. YouTube took a cutscene of a spaceship destroying a fighter, and turned it into an incomprehensible mess full of unintentional racism.

What the ****. I mean, seriously, you'd think they were trying.
You are aware that the FS1 opening cinematic actually has dialog in it, right?

 

Offline Apollo

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
I think it's the FS1 intro.

Wow. YouTube took a cutscene of a spaceship destroying a fighter, and turned it into an incomprehensible mess full of unintentional racism.

What the ****. I mean, seriously, you'd think they were trying.
You are aware that the FS1 opening cinematic actually has dialog in it, right?

Yes, I was simply commenting on how terrible the transcription is.
Current Project - Eos: The Coward's Blade. Coming Soon (hopefully.)

 

Offline Ace

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
"Genocide being under, resuming religion."

I think Youtube is hooked up to a Cylon hybrid...
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock

 

Offline An4ximandros

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Re: Youtube failed English Class
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Offline Gortef

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Oh man this made my day. :lol::lol:
Habeeb it...