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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
But Horses? Budgies? Cats? No way!!! Can't eat *cute* animals!!! :P Poor pigs just ain't cute enough.

To be perfectly fair, if human children tasted like bacon we'd be eating them.  :P

  
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To be perfectly fair, if human children tasted like bacon we'd be eating them.  :P

Who says they don't?
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Long pig...
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
To be perfectly fair, if human children tasted like bacon we'd be eating them.  :P

Who says they don't?

See the dangers on this? When you start eating weird things, you don't know when to stop... :shaking:

 :p

 

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Everything that is weird to you...  has been perfectly normal to eat for someone, somewhere, at some point in history. :p

 

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there are still cannibals in the world.

that said i would eat people before i eat cats.
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Everything that is weird to you...  has been perfectly normal to eat for someone, somewhere, at some point in history. :p
I know, I was just being silly. It's my understanding that historically horses where first hunted to be consumed as food, before being domesticated.
I've mixed feelings on this, as I used to be a horse rider, yet I know they're edible and I know the world is hungry enough as it is to be selective of what you eat.

 

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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
Only meat I've ever tried that is better is Yak. Yak ****s on Kobe beef.

Try bison sometime.

Never had yahk, but I imagine they're similar.
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Yak steak is like 5 deliciousnesses above Bison steaks.  I think Bison makes a better burger though.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
Yak steak is like 5 deliciousnesses above Bison steaks.  I think Bison makes a better burger though.

Bison has almost no fat content, so it makes a terrible anything if it isn't ground up and mixed with egg/cheese/something with fat content first.  We make our burgers with cheddar and BBQ sauce mixed in with the meat.  Mmmm mmmm.  Elk and moose aren't bad either, but bison has less of a gamey taste to it.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
Yak steak is like 5 deliciousnesses above Bison steaks.  I think Bison makes a better burger though.

Out of interest, where did you find Yak steaks? I've only ever eaten them in Yunnan.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
See the dangers on this? When you start eating weird things, you don't know when to stop... :shaking:

 :p
fries from Mcdonalds come to mind :p
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
To be perfectly fair, if human children tasted like bacon we'd be eating them.  :P

Who says they don't?

See the dangers on this? When you start eating weird things, you don't know when to stop... :shaking:

 :p

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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
I approve of the politician's idea.

Better to give the food than let it rot.

 

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most of the weird things ive eaten are things that i shot.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
Yak steak is like 5 deliciousnesses above Bison steaks.  I think Bison makes a better burger though.

Bison has almost no fat content, so it makes a terrible anything if it isn't ground up and mixed with egg/cheese/something with fat content first.  We make our burgers with cheddar and BBQ sauce mixed in with the meat.  Mmmm mmmm.  Elk and moose aren't bad either, but bison has less of a gamey taste to it.

Yup. I was being lazy. We usually do pepper jack or mutz (**** yeah Vito's!). Been meaning to try cutting it with ground beef someday, but that's more effort than I can be bothered with most days.

Yak steak is like 5 deliciousnesses above Bison steaks.  I think Bison makes a better burger though.

Out of interest, where did you find Yak steaks? I've only ever eaten them in Yunnan.

Hong Kong, Vietnam, Cambodia, and then I found out people raise Yak in the US for food and was happy. Except its hilariously expensive and has to be shipped :(.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
But does it make good hamburger? Because I did that once. Heresy that it was, using Kobe beef that way, but hey, you get some from a restaurant friend...

A restaurant in my city sells Kobe beef burgers. Expensive as hell, but delicious.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
To be perfectly fair, if human children tasted like bacon we'd be eating them.  :P
Who says they don't?

If your bacon tastes like human, it has gone bad.
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Re: Germany Says Poor Should Eat Horsemeat
Given that pretty much any animal who eats a human has to be killed cause of the danger that it will come back for more, I'm of the opinion that humans must taste like Pringles.
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Given that pretty much any animal who eats a human has to be killed cause of the danger that it will come back for more, I'm of the opinion that humans must taste like Pringles.

Probably the opposite actually if we're being light hearted about this. Not many animals develop a taste for human flesh, so I guess we must taste pretty bad, especially when we're probably a lot easier to bring down than their preferred prey, at least when it comes to land predators. But there are always a few who like food most do not. Other creatures have fantastic natural physical abilities. Ours is we don't taste very nice :D

Anyway, what flavour of pringles were you thinking of?  :)