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Offline Legate Damar

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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
That Vasudan is still better looking than you Terrans...

 

Offline The E

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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
That Vasudan is still better looking than you Terrans...

Quod erat demonstrandum.

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Really, this is a rich vein of irony we found here. We should mine it.
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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
By the time you get to the question of "would fictional universe component a beat other fictional universe component b", common sense has already taken its coat and left the building to get something to eat.

Fair point
Although I prefer looking at the scenario less as a who beats who, but how the battle itself would take place. It's a far more interesting thing as a movie plays inside my head instead of text displaying canonical crap
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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
except discussing how the battle itself takes place is like discussing what two times a triangle equals
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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
Ok throw any given canon weapon power out the window then, not like it matters, Shivan still wins. 80+ Sathanas and who knows how much else...gg lol

 

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Ok throw any given canon weapon power out the window then, not like it matters, Shivan still wins. 80+ Sathanas and who knows how much else...gg lol

This doesn't sound like a very interesting story

 

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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
Plus I feel like I already played that campaign.

 

Offline Luis Dias

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But it is somewhat an inevitability. When one is younger and feels the rush of the vertigo one senses throughout the canon campaigns, one may be led to believe that this "rush" stems from some maddening scale, and there's this temptation to "one-up" the scale to repeat the emotion ad infinitum. Very fast diminishing returns ensue, and all that is left is a shallow tomb of meaningless numbers. The human mind craves for meaning, not megatons.

 

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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
The usual Trek-vs-Wars debates are especially heinous for throwing around "gigatons" from fluff EU text all over the place.

Last I remember the Star Wars vs. debaters had taken the "200 GIGATONZ" fluff for the Acclamator and somehow scaled it up to petatons for Imperial Star Destroyers.

Isn't that almost K-T asteroid level? For a single broadside?
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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
Those hulls must be made from the skin of a dead god
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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
Also reapers have problems with energy weapons... guess what the shivans and the gtva have tons of   :)


Anyways, a GSV wins both sides  ;)
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Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
Then the Excession comes along.
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 
Re: Shivans vs Reapers (mass effect)
Welp... time to apply ultimate sanction   :)
That's cool and ....disturbing at the same time o_o  - Vasudan Admiral

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"Quick everyone out of the universe now!"