I'm going to Bologne / Reggio Emilio at some point in the next month. I'll be thankful if I just survive the trip alive and well!

Oh, and since it's my first time in Italy too, should I bring my own tommy gun and fisticuffs?

Seriously, reading anything regarding Berlusconi and his trials already put quite a bit of question marks on top of the Italian justice system, but wait till you dig up the closet skeletons of the other European countries! I assure you that there are plenty of broken justice systems to fix in ALL European countries, like starting from a politically
dependent and motivated court system in Finland... A good example being a guy who threatened and raped a 14 year-old-girl serving - get this - lightened 2 years in prison since he had committed other petty crimes after the rape and those cannot be included in the punishment. All done according to Finnish law, but just, definitely no. People doing economical crimes get typically something like 3 to 5 years in prison FFS!
This is just a tip of the iceberg of European legal stupidities, none of the countries in EU is as developed as one would hope for. My personal experience is limited between Finnish and German legal systems, and both are ****ed, but for different reasons.