[The E]

We rarely get spam these days. Which is a blessing.

But now, someone made it through the filters, and I am completely baffled by it. It looks like english to a first approximation, buuuuut...... see for yourself:



This be some craaazyyy markov chain output right there. I feel like there are layers of meaning here that are incomprehensible to the human mind....

[Nuke]

try drinking a lot of boose. mushrooms and lsd might help too.

[Al-Rik]

Atlan the Arkonide ? And references to Star Trek ?
At least the know their target group 

[deathfun]

I believe it's saying:
"Hi, the name is George and I've been flying UFOs over Hawaii while drinking rum (it's not mixed in tea). ****ing trolls and trekkies help me out with this fix which mentioned something about seizing the night long problem I've been having. Been training though, for the heavy weather that'll be equivalent to toads burning in molten mercury. Don't tell anyone though, it's actually code for the flagship that someone couldn't steer. Ah well, we still startled someone with the Champagne pop which makes me ready for some well-deserved Gin and Tonic at Ten Forwertz (club) with Counselor Troi (she looks so much alike, it's uncanny). Honestly, this gig is significantly better than being some janitor aboard the ISS Tellingya.

If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to start a topic about Bermuda. Okay? Sweet, then it's settled! Give me a peck on the neck, slap on some swimming gear and put those suitcases into the ocean (the ones I got from ****ing space!). Elven made eh, what do you think about that? I'll be flapping around with my styling gear with my bro FanQ and Chipperoke! Muahaha, his sofa is ruined now!"

[Lorric]

It reminds me of that game we used to play as kids, where you'd write a line of words, then one word on the next line, and fold the paper and pass it along to someone else who would only be able to see the first word. Then they'd start their own line using that word and fold the paper over again so only one word could be seen by the next person and then they'd write their line, and so on, until the paper was full and then the paper would be unfolded, and the nonsense read out, and since kids are easily amused, we would laugh.

@ Deathfun

Very nice 

[Flipside]

Sounds like Syd Barret writing lyrics after a particularly bad trip...

[watsisname]

"Training heavy loads of weather-toads in molten mercury"...

Hmm... what kind of plot is this?  I like it.

[Dragon]

heavy weather that'll be equivalent to toads burning in molten mercury.

Well, that's how I feel about the current weather in Poland. It's spring, enough with the blizzards already![/rant]

[Nuke]

it rained all winter and decided to snow in the spring. i think we need to start nuking the ice caps.