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Offline An4ximandros

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So my toilet got blocked, by giant pieces of 5#*7 , I kid not. I have spent the last hour trying to fix this &^%$(* and guess what? the last THREE $!*%&)* times I empty the $!$%*%$) toilet, when I pull the cistern's handle in triumph... it fills back up. It's a constant battle to empty the $&(!&$( thing... for to fill back up. So you know what?

 

Offline General Battuta

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You need a plunger dude.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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I AM using a plunger! :Rage:

 

Offline deathfun

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It would appear you need some cherry bombs
"No"

 

Offline Thaeris

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Fight bombs with bombs.

Makes perfect sense.
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It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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Everyone else takes normal damage.
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"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."


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Offline An4ximandros

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I flushed five times after shoving it down it's throat. It's not working. So screw it! Washed the plunger and gave up. At least during the interim I aired the house so it won't smell of ****.

 

Offline swashmebuckle

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Dish soap and hot water often does the trick.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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i did this to an old lady's toilet once.  was there with a church group doing painting/repairs and such.  i felt horrible.  that was the last time i ever drank apple juice.
I like to stare at the sun.

  

Offline Sololop

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Might want to invest in a $30 or so Toilet Snake or Auger, can get it at your local hardware store. Can get clogs regular plungers sometimes can't.

 

Offline MP-Ryan

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There are a variety of over-the-counter commerical products you can buy that help dissolve and break down sewer blockages, be they in sink drains or toilets.

Chances are the blockage is in the toilet itself, not the sewer pipe beneath it.  You can snake the line with anything flexible (hell, depending on the toilet you can probably get a bent coat hanger through the neck), or shut off the water supply, drain the tank and the bowl, and unbolt the toilet from the floor.  A pair of gloves and something to block the smell will let you extract the blockage from the bottom.  Just be careful if you use this trick, there's a wax ring that seals the toilet to the sewer pipe and you DO NOT want it to get damaged.

Or plunge harder :P  You realize the bowl should be quite full of water when plunging, right?  You need the hydrostatic pressure to dislodge the blockage.

Good luck =)
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Offline karajorma

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Surely the thread title should have been "Everything's ****!!!!" You totally picked the wrong swear word. :p
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline Klaustrophobia

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this reminds me of the good old bash.org quote.  something along the lines of

HELP THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING THERE'S ALREADY 4 INCHES OF WATER AND CRAP EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!
- user quit: excess flood
I like to stare at the sun.

 
 

Offline deathfun

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Anyone wonder how big of a **** he took?
Because for some reason that thought just crossed my mind...
"No"

 

Offline watsisname

Hmm, let's see... estimating the clogging efficiency of human feces, use reasonable assumptions of the peak hydrostatic pressure when plunging, I conclude it must be... a load of ****.
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I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline An4ximandros

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 It's fixed. I have no idea what happened. Eventually it just... opened up. I will not complain, so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFpjI75UkSQ

 

Offline MP-Ryan

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It's fixed. I have no idea what happened.

Feces and toilet paper are water-soluble, that's what happened :P
"In the beginning, the Universe was created.  This made a lot of people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move."  [Douglas Adams]

 
It's fixed. I have no idea what happened. Eventually it just... opened up. I will not complain, so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFpjI75UkSQ

Oh woah. For a few hours, I thought this was the X-Box disc player thread. So yay! It's working again!

And then:
Feces and toilet paper are water-soluble, that's what happened :P

:confused:

:banghead:  :lol:

 

Offline watsisname

It's fixed. I have no idea what happened. Eventually it just... opened up. I will not complain, so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFpjI75UkSQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsWL0hM0Cto
Good job pilot.  For your efforts in halting the ****ty advance, you are hereby awarded the Medal of Conspicuous Gallantry.
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

 

Offline deathfun

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Oh god the puns
They're so ****ty
"No"