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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #20 on: June 30, 2002, 04:12:26 pm


Paaaaaaaaaaaddddddddmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeee, Paaaaaaaaaddddddddddddmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee.:D
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Reply #21 on: June 30, 2002, 04:19:10 pm
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Why am I not surprised.

 
I am, I thought you'd get an Anakin. :p

I was surprised I got Yoda... :D
 

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Reply #22 on: June 30, 2002, 04:21:37 pm
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I am, I thought you'd get an Anakin. :p

As much as I'd like to make sweet-sweet-love/crazy-monkey-love to Portman, I'd much rather go cruising around in the DeathStar blowing people up.
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Reply #23 on: June 30, 2002, 04:28:23 pm
an0n was a no-brainer.:D:p
 

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Reply #24 on: June 30, 2002, 05:09:36 pm
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As much as I'd like to make sweet-sweet-love/crazy-monkey-love to Portman, I'd much rather go cruising around in the DeathStar blowing people up.


THIS is why this boy scares me :D

But then again I guess if you're flying around in the galaxies largest and meanest bowling ball....you'd prolly get something at least really close to portman eh ?
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Reply #25 on: June 30, 2002, 05:11:53 pm
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THIS is why this boy scares me :D

But then again I guess if you're flying around in the galaxies largest and meanest bowling ball....you'd prolly get something at least really close to portman eh ?

Pfff. If I was a Sith Lord then I'd get to cruise around in the DeathStar and I'd be able to use the mind-trick to get into her pants. It'd be a win-win situation.
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Reply #26 on: June 30, 2002, 05:17:45 pm
Yea but mind tricking into her shorts ....not quite the same man...be like boinking a zombie...a really freaking hot zombie...but still a zombie :P

Still my answer to how to best use the force on that thing....to impress chics :D

Imagine all the alternative uses for move object and force grip :D


Hmmmm

Jedi Pimps? ;7
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Reply #27 on: June 30, 2002, 05:20:27 pm
I think flying around the galaxy in the most powerful weapon ever constructed would be enough to impress most chicks. I'd use the force for simple things like robbing the vending machines in the Trooper barracks.
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Reply #28 on: June 30, 2002, 05:25:39 pm
LMAO!
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Reply #29 on: June 30, 2002, 05:41:29 pm
Why does every SW topic here end up about someone screwing Portman?
 

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Reply #30 on: June 30, 2002, 05:52:17 pm
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Why does every SW topic here end up about someone screwing Portman?

Because Yoda is too small.

*runs*
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Reply #31 on: June 30, 2002, 06:43:43 pm

:: how jedi are you? ::

Between Carrie Fisher back in the 70's and 80's and Natalie Portman I just couldn't go to the dark side.  ;7
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #32 on: June 30, 2002, 09:51:13 pm

:: how jedi are you? ::

stupid jedi. all "duhhh, the force ownz joo" :rolleyes:
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Reply #33 on: June 30, 2002, 10:03:46 pm
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stupid jedi. all "duhhh, the force ownz joo" :rolleyes:

Yeah.. I'd much rather get the ladies, money, and fly the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy than be able to **** with peoples heads and such.....
 

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Reply #34 on: June 30, 2002, 10:07:30 pm
And the Force Lightning, don't forget about that.
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Reply #35 on: June 30, 2002, 10:17:07 pm
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And the Force Lightning, don't forget about that.


Yes, can't forget that!
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #36 on: June 30, 2002, 10:52:02 pm
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Yeah.. I'd much rather get the ladies, money, and fly the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy than be able to **** with peoples heads and such.....


i can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #37 on: June 30, 2002, 10:55:30 pm
I don't think he is
 

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Reply #38 on: June 30, 2002, 11:00:05 pm
I'd rather be able to mess with their heads b/c then I'd get Denise Richards pants. ;7



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It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

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Reply #39 on: June 30, 2002, 11:01:50 pm
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i can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

I'm not... I got the same one as you...
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