I found the perfect sound description of the cookiepocalypse.
That's pretty awesome.
Now I just need to collect 136 trillion cookies to get the last 30 cursors (to 200), and 951 trillion cookies to get the last 30 time machines (to 100). At my current pace (500 million CPS), that should only take 25 days of non-stop cookieing! That's if I don't get any more golden cookies.
Plus 300 trillion cookies to get the last three 15% cookie upgrades. Plus 77~ trillion for the golden cookie upgrade, plus whatever other upgrades unlock.
Why am I doing this to myself????