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Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
Forget the debt crisis, health care, and the budget bill; meanwhile, in Canada, we ask the hard questions...

I don't know whether to be scared that our government is wasting time cracking jokes, or be proud that we can make such jokes in federal government without someone taking it seriously and preparing for The End™. Needless to say, I found this one hell of a laugh.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 10:29:13 pm by haloboy100 »
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

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Better get my registered long barrel rifles ready just in case.  :nervous:
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Re: Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
Beats the **** out of what our representatives have been doing down here the past few weeks. :lol:

 

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Heh, let's face it, the Zombie has two natural enemies.. Chainsaws and Boomsticks, and Canada has plenty of both ;)

 

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I was expecting another case of THH22M doing severe quote mining.
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I'll just leave this here.

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Better get my registered long barrel rifles ready just in case.  :nervous:

I'll get my unregistered long barrel rifle ready as well
And all its Russian ammo


Absolutely hilarious though
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Here in Poland we don't need such jokes. Our government is hilarious even without them. :)

 

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The zombie apocalypse is already happening. Don't you see people walking on the streets all looking down at their whatever gadgets and completely oblivious to what is happening around them.

 

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Well, that'd take a non-zombie to see it

Which just so happens I am so yes, I notice it. Rather amusing really
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that was legendary, well done Canada
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Re: Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
If the zombies cross the Canadian border, does that mean they'll be sending out the moose cavalry? :P

Here in Poland we don't need such jokes. Our government is hilarious even without them. :)
Why do you always bring up Poland whenever there's something political about another nation being talked about? No one cares, if we did we'd be talking about Poland, which we're not.

It wouldn't be so bad if you said something intelligent instead of "hurr, politicians amirite?"
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If the zombies cross the Canadian border, does that mean they'll be sending out the moose cavalry? :P
Nah, they'll just send Mounties. :)

 

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Re: Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
What the hell, guys? Where is your freaking tolerance? Damn, the world has a lot of maturing still to do.. I believe each man has a right to choose whether to stay dead or not and I await the day, when all people, of all races, all nationalities, genders and not identifying themselves with any gender, as well as of any beliefs and any state of life and death will look into each others eye and recognize the same kind of man they are. I hope I'll live or rise in time to see this day.
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Say what you will about Pat Martin or John Baird, at least they both obviously have a sense of humour :P
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Re: Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
The zombie apocalypse is already happening. Don't you see people walking on the streets all looking down at their whatever gadgets and completely oblivious to what is happening around them.
I'm pretty sure if those people are zombies, the zombie apocalypse will kill itself off pretty quickly.

Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 
Re: Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
It would actually be wise and even neccesary to take zombie apocalypse preparations serious, even if we might not see the type of 'traditional' zombie apocalypse but rather anarchy, chaos, violent gangs and general breakdown of civilization. It's too bad the parliament didn't take it serious, or so it seems in that video at least.
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"In the beginning, the Universe was created.  This made a lot of people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move."  [Douglas Adams]

 

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Zombie bears? :shaking:
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Re: Zombie apocalypse plans "notioned" in Canadian Parliament
It would actually be wise and even neccesary to take zombie apocalypse preparations serious, even if we might not see the type of 'traditional' zombie apocalypse but rather anarchy, chaos, violent gangs and general breakdown of civilization. It's too bad the parliament didn't take it serious, or so it seems in that video at least.

That, however, does not fall under the purview of "Preparing for a zombie apocalypse". That's "Preparing for a civil war", which is quite a bit different.
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