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Offline an0n

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Your prayers are requested...
*sitting idly by die to lack of religious faith*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline delta_7890

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Originally posted by an0n
*sitting idly by die to lack of religious faith*


Er...I realize you were trying to crack a joke, but not many are gonna find the humor in it.  Then again, I guess this is nothing new to you.  ^^;;
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Originally posted by an0n
*sitting idly by die to lack of religious faith*



Wow i can read his mind.....:hits an0n with rubber mallet:



*praying*
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline an0n

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Actually, this time I was actively trying to annoy people.....well, anyone stupid enough to think prayer works.

As for the girls....err...condition, I'd say she's either just plain going crazy, been raped out in the woods or has been bit by some wierd-ass bug and the toxins are screwin her over.


Also, that was supposed to say "due" not "die". Freudian slip I suppose.

EDIT: Hmmm. There's an invisible user that ain't me. Uh-oh.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2002, 11:08:57 am by 397 »
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline vyper

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don't take this personally an0n but...

would an Admin please kick his ass for that last post?
 Everyone loves a joke but come on!

(for the record, I'm not too religious myself but if offering it makes other people feel better then its worth something)
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Offline an0n

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Originally posted by vyper
(for the record, I'm not too religious myself but if offering it makes other people feel better then its worth something)

That only works if you believe it. Otherwise it's just patronizing them.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Ahhh flaming religious argument!!!

*alarm goes off*

*grabs anti-spam helmet and jumps in the designated foxhole*
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline an0n

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It won't end up as a religious argument. It'll end up as either "Reasons why an0n should be banned" or a discussion of my calousness. I can't wait.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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oh...ok...phew that was close.

*puts helmet back up*
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Or we could just let it slowly fall down the page and not ruin Graff's thread?

(chances of that = 0 )

 

Offline vyper

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Its moments like these that shake my faith in freedom of speech.
:sigh:

(Apologies to ^Graff for my being party to the taking off of topic of this thread.)
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Offline an0n

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*decides to get thread back on topic*

So, what's her condition now?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline CP5670

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well, I was getting tired of ten posts in a row that all said the same stupid thing... :p :D

Anyway, I suppose you got a chance to talk to her by now; how is she doing?

 

Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by an0n
Actually, this time I was actively trying to annoy people.....well, anyone stupid enough to think prayer works.

As for the girls....err...condition, I'd say she's either just plain going crazy, been raped out in the woods or has been bit by some wierd-ass bug and the toxins are screwin her over.


You'd actually waste time and go out of your way to annoy religious people who you think are stupid?

Wow you're dumb.

 

Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by ^Graff
...for my sister Anne.  Those of you who went to Warpstorm might remember her as Ella, the girl who would show up every few months and rave about sporks and other random topics.

She's been spending the summer working at a camp two hours away from our house, and recently, she's been acting strangely.  She hasn't been eating anything during meals, and she's been having night terrors.  She's been waking up in the middle of the night screaming.  We aren't exactly sure what's going on with her, so my parents are on their way to pick her up and bring her home tonight.  I'm hoping that she'll be okay, but I don't think so.


****...sounds awful, i really feel for you.

 .... it's possible it's depression, or something akin to that.  A friend of mine was hospitalised for a while when he was at uni (away from home) as a result of that, and it can have some pretty 'odd' symptoms I think... but it is treatable and (although it took the best part of a year) my mate is basically fully recovered.

I hope everything works out.

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Praying.

 

Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by aldo_14


****...sounds awful, i really feel for you.

 .... it's possible it's depression, or something akin to that.  A friend of mine was hospitalised for a while when he was at uni (away from home) as a result of that, and it can have some pretty 'odd' symptoms I think... but it is treatable and (although it took the best part of a year) my mate is basically fully recovered.

I hope everything works out.

 


Indeed.
Lack of self worth, unfounded paranoia, bad eating habits, insomnia, despair... And that's just how I felt.

 

Offline ^Graff

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She went back to camp last night.  She claims that there's nothing wrong; apparently, she didn't know that anyone suspected anything.  She just thought that our parents were picking her up for her day off.  We observed her behavior, and it was nothing out of the ordinary.  

As for the part about eating, it was because the camp frequently serves chicken, something that Anne refuses to eat.  We raised pheasants a few years ago, and ever since, she hasn't eaten poultry of any kind.  And she talks, laughs, crys, etc in her sleep every night (she did that before she went to camp).  It's just that she's sharing a room with several other staff members, and she keeps them up at night.   It turned out that it was just the camp director overreacting.  Everything is fine, thankfully.
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Dang, Graff, you good.  :)

 

Offline Joey_21

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Good to hear. :)

 

Offline Redfang

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Good to hear. :)

 
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Offline aldo_14

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Good to hear. :)


Yup... nice to hear it's nothing serious.