[General Battuta]

oh no! petrarch dropped the all-fleet yearbook! help petrarch figure out which ship earned which weirdly specific award!

HERE ARE THE AWARDS

best couple

most in need of self defense training

most likely to be a wizard

ship that is most chill and baked

ship that is the most metal at bargaining

lt. ash memorial award for what am i looking at here

most useful around the house

best comm buoy dropper

most fatal and blinged out spinner

couple most likely to pay ****loads of alimony

single ladies karaoke champ

biggest face




and HERE IS THE GRADUATING CLASS

THE GTD PSAMTIK

THE SC AZMEDAJ

THE SC SAMMAEL

THE GTD AQUITAINE

A HUGE ASS KNOSSOS

GTA CHARYBDIS

THE NTT GRALL

GTCV ACTIUM

GTCV LYSANDER

GTM VESALIUS

GTSC FAUSTUS

A WORM.POF

SHIVAN COMM NODE

ARMIN SHIMERMAN'S HUGE FACE

ok go

[redsniper]

Lysander x Actium 4 lyfe. One true pair.

[Mobius]

Was this proposed during an IRC discussion?

[MatthTheGeek]

most in need of self defense training -> obviously Aquitaine

[General Battuta]

most in need of self defense training -> obviously Aquitaine

DING ONE POINT

[General Battuta]

Lysander x Actium 4 lyfe. One true pair.

Don't you ever worry that there's something out there. Something that's going to come between them. Is this REALLY what firepower is all about? Isn't there anything else? It's been so long since you said anything kind about me, Lysander. Actium, is this really the time? I'm surrounded by Shivans. My grandfather fought Shivans back during the Great War. He didn't have any flak guns, any beam cannons, but he still understood love. Sometimes I wonder if you do. What's that light

[The E]

ship most metal at bargaining? Psamtik?

Also, biggest face goes to Armin Shimerman's huge face. Or worm.pof.

[An4ximandros]

most useful around the house ---> Psamtik, clearly.

Biggest face is Worm.pof. It is so big it needs to be outside the universe to fit.

most fatal and blinged out spinner ---> Comm Node. This one practically yells.

Tuta, next time make them clues more cryptic and release them bit by bit across 5 posts in 3 ~ 5 years post thread making.

[General Battuta]

Also, biggest face goes to Armin Shimerman's huge face.

DING

Or worm.pof.

most useful around the house ---> Psamtik, clearly.

DING

worm.pof

[General Battuta]

most fatal and blinged out spinner ---> Comm Node. This one practically yells.

Whoa whoa hold on. What're you trying to start you here. You saying the Faustus is not one fatal ass spinner? You calling the Comm Node BAD AT KARAOKE!?

[redsniper]

It's the Setekh man, so shiny, so fragile, so TerranTurret#weak.

[An4ximandros]

Well I do have the survival instincts that tell me not to fly near a faustus. Probably because of my experiences with the B****slap-a-yana frigate.

[MatthTheGeek]

best comm buoy dropper -> NTT Grall

Just go straight ahead and you'll find it.


lt. ash memorial award for what am i looking at here -> worm.pof

I can feel they're following me...

[General Battuta]

I'll cut anyone who thinks the Lysander and Actium are the cutest couple

[Luis Dias]

but they aaaaaaaar

[General Battuta]

[Sarkoth]

NTT Grall for single ladies karaoke champ. Bosch has to get some rec somewhere away from the Iceni. And no one sings and does disco better than him!

[Rodo]

best couple : Azmedaj + Sammael

[General Battuta]

best couple : Azmedaj + Sammael

[An4ximandros]

Leave those OTP-nanigans on dumblr where they belong. You all degenerate the excellence of HLP!