Certainly didn't expect the murderer to be a 71 year old retired cop. Was expecting some punk.
Certainly didn't expect a 43 year old father to throw a bag of popcorn.
I don't care if people text while i'm watching a movie in a theater, but at least put the phone on vibrate for then. I just turn my phone off entirely since i spent money to spend my attention on a moving flick (and not to be a ****wad).
There's only one thing i don't mind, and that's breaking a dramatic long silence in a movie with a good fart. Breaking that long dramatic silence by breaking the silence in a theater is the difference between laughs and angry people hearing that damn samsung or iphone noise. What's worse is when i've seen people leave the theater to charge their phones when they run low. A lot of people don't think about the purpose of what they have spent their money on, and complain later on if they didn't have a good experience because they're too dim witted to realize that they had they're attention pulled away the whole time.
Just don't don't use your phone in a theater because it is really annoying to others (i won't shoot someone, but i have yet to see someone obnoxious enough to make me want to kick their ass in a theater).
If you can't stay away from your phone for hours at a time, then you should definitely never go see a movie because you're not watching it anyway.