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Offline An4ximandros

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GoatSim
on: March 27, 2014, 09:15:56 pm
I am not sure how you are supposed to describe this...
 

Offline Rodo

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 09:18:06 pm
You don't describe it, you just ignore it.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 10:16:40 pm
Quote from: Rodo on March 27, 2014, 09:18:06 pm
You don't describe it, you just ignore it.

Ignoring GOTY2014? Your loss.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #3 on: March 27, 2014, 10:22:50 pm
Quote from: Polpolion on March 27, 2014, 10:16:40 pm
Quote from: Rodo on March 27, 2014, 09:18:06 pm
You don't describe it, you just ignore it.

Ignoring GOTY2014? Your loss.

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Offline yuezhi

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #4 on: March 27, 2014, 10:58:35 pm
Acting the goat are we?
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Offline An4ximandros

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #5 on: March 27, 2014, 11:14:24 pm
I goat to play this game. Always wanted something like this since I was a kid...
 

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #6 on: March 27, 2014, 11:42:58 pm
Don't goat there...
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #7 on: March 28, 2014, 02:35:40 am
nothing can bleat this
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Online Colonol Dekker

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #8 on: March 28, 2014, 02:46:01 am
Ewe have to be KIDding if you slate this, then just ram your opinion up your butt.
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Offline yuezhi

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #9 on: March 28, 2014, 03:32:06 am
Goat ≥ Furless Ape ≥ Fish

Where is your Zod now?
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    ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂          ☻/         This tank & Bob are against Google+
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Offline Nuke

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #10 on: March 28, 2014, 04:41:04 am
goat on, keep making baaaad puns, goat damn it.
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Offline Luis Dias

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #11 on: March 28, 2014, 04:43:33 am
ohgod that trailer is awesome made me chuckle.
 

Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #12 on: March 28, 2014, 12:16:49 pm
It be-hoofs me to say, this game is clearly leaps and bounds a-head of its time.
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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #13 on: March 28, 2014, 12:22:25 pm
I wonder if this trailer will get video game critics' goat as much as the original.
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Re: GoatSim
Reply #14 on: March 28, 2014, 01:27:59 pm
This game has looked, since I first encountered it two months ago, to be the GOAT*.

*Greatest Of All Time.
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Offline An4ximandros

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #15 on: March 28, 2014, 06:25:57 pm

I need to get this ASAP...
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #16 on: April 01, 2014, 10:58:04 am
Quote from: Nyarly on March 28, 2014, 01:27:59 pm
This game has looked, since I first encountered it two months ago, to be the GOAT*.

*Greatest Of All Time.

Beat me to it...
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Offline Mito [PL]

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #17 on: April 02, 2014, 09:25:17 am
Coming soon: Goat Theft Auto :ick:
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Re: GoatSim
Reply #18 on: April 03, 2014, 05:15:06 am
I've seen the trailer and the other footage and was laughing my ass off. Will buy it, just for the fun of it. Also the resemblance of the Goat trailer with the trailer of Dead Island is just remarkable. Can't stop laughing about it :D
 

Offline deathspeed

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Re: GoatSim
Reply #19 on: April 03, 2014, 06:53:07 am
Quote from: redsniper on April 01, 2014, 10:58:04 am
Quote from: Nyarly on March 28, 2014, 01:27:59 pm
This game has looked, since I first encountered it two months ago, to be the GOAT*.

*Greatest Of All Time.

Bleat me to it...

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