HLP Network

News:

Thanks to the hard work of rev_posix and Sandwich, the HLP email system has been fixed!  All registration emails from the past few months have been re-sent.  If you still need help, please sign on to Discord and let us know.  The Discord link can be found in the top navbar under the HLP menu. ヾ(´︶`♡)ﾉ

 
« Previous Thread Next Thread »
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 Next >   Go Down

Author Topic: Brainstorming/Technobabble  (Read 4375 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
Brainstorming/Technobabble
on: July 16, 2002, 10:43:36 pm
I need some. Anything. Ranging from weaponry to medical equipment to uber-telescopes to hand weapons, just as long as it's sci-fi. It can be as complicated and implausible as you like or as childishly simple as....err.....a child (?). Brief descriptions of some tech would be nice but I know most of you are too lazy/spam-happy for that.

Commence.....nnnnnnnnnnNOW!
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline delta_7890

  • Your Node Is Mine
  • 28
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #1 on: July 16, 2002, 11:18:28 pm
Well...er...how about an implosion gun?  If you've seen Outlaw Star, then you probably know what I'm talking about.  When the round is fired, it causes the struck object to implode inside a minature black hole that's generated.  ^^
~Delta
 

Offline Bobboau

  • Just a MODern kinda guy
    Just MODerately cool
    And MODest too
  • 213
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #2 on: July 16, 2002, 11:20:51 pm
then it saps you're "life force" with a black electrical arcing effect
Bobboau, bringing you products that work... in theory
learn to use PCS
creator of the ProXimus Procedural Texture and Effect Generator
My latest build of PCS2, get it while it's hot!
PCS 2.0.3


DEUTERONOMY 22:11
Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together
 

Offline Levyathan

  • That that guy.
  • 27
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #3 on: July 16, 2002, 11:30:52 pm
How about a Quantum Bio Reconstruction Machine!
 

Offline delta_7890

  • Your Node Is Mine
  • 28
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #4 on: July 16, 2002, 11:32:18 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Levyathan
How about a Quantum Bio Reconstruction Machine!


:wtf: Explain?
~Delta
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #5 on: July 16, 2002, 11:32:50 pm
Hmmm. Quantum Level Biological Synthesis Device.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Levyathan

  • That that guy.
  • 27
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #6 on: July 16, 2002, 11:33:48 pm
I am seriously considering the fact that my postcount doesn't raise with each post I post. w3rd.

Hmm... Now it did raise, but I'm sure it's just because I was looking at it.
 

Offline Levyathan

  • That that guy.
  • 27
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #7 on: July 16, 2002, 11:37:03 pm
Quote
Originally posted by delta_7890


:wtf: Explain?


I could quote Polito's email to a more detailed explanation, but unfortunately I can't run Shock 2 withouth restarting the system, so I'll just tell you what it is.

It's a thing that resurrects you.
 

Offline delta_7890

  • Your Node Is Mine
  • 28
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #8 on: July 16, 2002, 11:41:09 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Levyathan


I could quote Polito's email to a more detailed explanation, but unfortunately I can't run Shock 2 withouth restarting the system, so I'll just tell you what it is.

It's a thing that resurrects you.



Ooooooh...I want one of those!
~Delta
 

Offline Levyathan

  • That that guy.
  • 27
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #9 on: July 16, 2002, 11:45:30 pm
And you can have one! Just go to the nearest game store and buy System Shock 2 for 5 bucks! :D

You can have your money back if you're not completely satisfied with it!
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #10 on: July 16, 2002, 11:46:28 pm
*shoots the driver and tries to keep the thread frmo de-railing*

Orbital Tachic Cannon Network.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Shrike

  • Postadmin
  • 211
    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #11 on: July 16, 2002, 11:54:50 pm
Do you have anything in specific?  Or just random treknobabblic words?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline delta_7890

  • Your Node Is Mine
  • 28
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #12 on: July 16, 2002, 11:59:15 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Do you have anything in specific?  Or just random treknobabblic words?


Completely random it seems.
~Delta
 

Offline CP5670

  • Dr. Evil
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #13 on: July 17, 2002, 12:03:16 am
Quote
I need some. Anything. Ranging from weaponry to medical equipment to uber-telescopes to hand weapons, just as long as it's sci-fi. It can be as complicated and implausible as you like or as childishly simple as....err.....a child (?). Brief descriptions of some tech would be nice but I know most of you are too lazy/spam-happy for that.


I guess all the technology operates on math, so I could give you some of that... ;7
 

Offline Alikchi

  • Neo-Terran
  • 210
  • Spooky ghost (RIP)
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #14 on: July 17, 2002, 12:20:57 am
Oh! God! No!
Kill it!
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell
  

Offline Kamikaze

  • A Complacent Wind
  • 29
    • http://www.nodewar.com
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #15 on: July 17, 2002, 12:39:01 am
Quote
Originally posted by Alikchi
Oh! God! No!
Kill it!


Well.. they say fight fire with fire

CP + Math + HLP = Dead HLP
Dead HLP - (CP + Math) = HLP

Me kan doo math stuff two!

Oh, and on the topic, how about some Massive Quantum ANU Extrapolator?
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Alikchi

  • Neo-Terran
  • 210
  • Spooky ghost (RIP)
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #16 on: July 17, 2002, 12:48:50 am
High-Velocity Omega Plasma Rifle. O' doom.
Charged Omega Particle Fusor.
Omega Musket.
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell
 

Offline TheCelestialOne

  • Man of Exceptional Taste
  • 28
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #17 on: July 17, 2002, 02:02:50 am
Homing Black Hole
 
Category : Dimension Manipulation

The Homing Black Hole is easily the single most powerful weapon ever created. This missile calls into being a temporary and small black hole, which can destroy fleets of weak vessels and cripple some of the largest ships in existence.
"I also like to stomp my enemies, incite rebellions, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura."

~Supporter of the The Babylon Project~

Like Babylon 5? Like Star Trek? Like science fiction? Go HERE
 

Offline Shrike

  • Postadmin
  • 211
    • http://www.3dap.com/hlp
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #18 on: July 17, 2002, 02:12:24 am
The Reality Stabilizer.

Emits a powerful antitechnobabblyon field, causing all technobablyon particles to decay instantly into realyons, forcing all technology to operate using proven scientific laws and theories.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Dark_4ce

  • GTVA comedy relief
  • 27
Brainstorming/Technobabble
Reply #19 on: July 17, 2002, 07:15:40 am
The Barimetric Undulating Liquid Luminecent Sequential Hydrogen Intergrated Tachymeter. All you need in a modern utopia. :D
« Last Edit: July 17, 2002, 07:17:42 am by 357 »
I have returned... Again...
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 Next >   Go Up
« Previous Thread Next Thread »