[JC Denton]

Color-blind man:  He shall use his super powers to rid the world of scum, villany, and the color brown.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

Man Man

has the power of exactly one normal average man

(a joke the PC gamer once did)

[Blue Lion]

Farenheit Conversion Man

El Chupacabrascabras (The Goatsucker....sucker) Ew

Altitude Sickness Man

[Knight Templar]

Super Heroes
Comic book man - Can throw old, dusty comic books at people to give them paper cuts.

Turtle Man - Has the ability to turn himself into a turtle

rollercoasterwoman - Can take control of any rollercoaster she rides or sees.

SuperVillians
AOLwoman - Has seemingly endless supplies of razor sharp free "AOL for 1000 hour" trial cds. Also has the ability to restrict G rated websites and disconnect any internet connection 5 seconds after a connection has been made.

CaptainMacintosh - Self Explanitory

[Knight Templar]

heres sommore


- Thunderman ( ) has the ability to ban anyone from the HLP forums, and to lock any thread he deems unworthy.

- Moderatorman see above

(one of my favorites.. me and my firned made this up a looong time ago)

- Captain Oblivious- Completely oblivious to the world around. Beleives that Baby cheetahs and cheese puffs are related. Once had a crush on Elizabeth Taylor just because he liked her name, although he had never seen a picture of her. Likes Bratwurst

[Kellan]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
- Captain Oblivious- Completely oblivious to the world around. Beleives that Baby cheetahs and cheese puffs are related. Once had a crush on Elizabeth Taylor just because he liked her name, although he had never seen a picture of her. Likes Bratwurst

"Watch out, Captain Oblivious! The sun is exploding again!"

*looks up from old newspaper - a current one would mean paying attention to something happening now*

"Wha'?"

*goes back to reading*

[Knight Templar]

lol hell yeah!

Don't forget, Admiral Plumbers Cleveage... has the biggest, hairyest plumbers cleavege in the world.

[Kellan]

I'm so disgusted I'm not even gonna quote that. It would double the horror.

[Blue Lion]

Worcestershire Sauce Man!

Has the ability to pronounce "Worcestershire sauce" correctly and not **** it up like everyone else!

[01010]

Conjoined Eyebrow Man: The world's most heinous super villain can annoy with the raising of his one eyebrow.

[Mad Bomber]

Numb-and-Blind-Man! He has no arms or legs, and can't feel, taste, smell, see, or hear. He attacks when his sidekick rolls his medical gurney down a hill, thus flinging him into evildoers, butt-first.

Of course, there have been incidents with lamp posts, telephone poles, and such. If he knew what was going on, he'd be glad he was numb.

[Kellan]

Surely that should be Qudriplegic-Numb-Dumb-and-Blind man. Oh, with an extra ! thrown in on top.

[Dark_4ce]

Heros

Macho Man
His simple mindedness confuses even the most brilliant evil genious.

The Geek
Sole defender of all the nerds of the world.


The Amazing Couch Potato

Sits in front of the TV distributing harsh justice to the Dorito Horde.


Villains

The Nose Picker

Fear his boogers o' Doom!

The Troll
Arch nemesis of The Geek.

[lobsterclaw]

Remote control Man - Can break/or make dissapear any remotecontrol he sees.

Reallybadheadphonesman - Passes out pairs of really low quality headphones.

Sonic the Hedgehog

5-year-old-encarta-encyclopedia-man - Passes bundles of obscolete encarta cds from years past (infamous 89' edition included)

[aldo_14]

Spiderman - bitten by a radioactive spider, he has radiation poisoning!  and the strength of a spider.  a very small spider.  which has just been stood on.  by a big boot.  a la monty pyhton

Spandex Man! - he wears spandex!  that's all!

Dr. vigilante - A brilliant scientist, driven to crushing crime when his house was burgled and his lP collection stolen.  Currently serving 10-15 in Broadmoor Prison / asylumy place.

Captain Cheese - overpowers his enemies with lines from Steven Seagal films

The Negotiator - likes to talk.  Mostly to himself.

Sponge man - Made of sponge.

Mr. Twinky - see sponge-man.

The Fish-man - has the combined powers of a fish and a man - can't breathe air, can't move on land.  And smells.

Alcoholicoman - has flammable breath.   And tends to fall over.  A lot.  Side kick is Blotto-man.

Astroturf boy - gives nasty burns.  Very hard wearing and easy to clean.

The Sperminator - em.... use your imagination for this one.

Agrophobia-boy - superhuman strength and exceptional intelligence.... but too scared to go outside

[Blue Lion]

Originally posted by aldo_14

Agrophobia-boy - superhuman strength and exceptional intelligence.... but too scared to go outside

An older, more buff CP?

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Blue Lion



An older, more buff CP?

i wouldn;t be lying to say Agrophobia boy is very pale skinned and unaccustomed to the sun..........

[TheVirtu]

Captain Lack of Attention Span!: The sun could be exploding and he willl be chasing a butterfly around the room (Just like Bill Clinton addressing at a Virgin's Convention)

[Mr. Vega]

Originally posted by Mad Bomber
And yes, this topic proves that I am certifiably insane.

Yep.....

[Kitsune]

Actually, the 3-toed sloth bit has been done before...

Zippy the Wonder Sloth and his sidekicks the Dynamo Girls.
The girls are twins who can somehow read Zippy's thoughts and they energetically provide enough animation to make up for how Zippy just kinda stands there...  Till he strikes...  

(Apparently he moves so slow so he can save up the energy to actually do something.)

http://www.supermegatopia.com/comics/zippy1.htm