I disagree too ahahah. OMG. I just hope we get along while disagreeing, is that impossible? Come on I think we can do this.
Now, regarding the pepsi one. The interpretation that this is "coercive" is bull****. Let's be real, she decides to fly INTO him. There's no coercion like "IF YOU DONT DO THIS...". The thinking over it is a lot more like "Well, if you would die in the next few minutes, would you kiss the guy or not?", and the ad just answers this question with a ****ing air jump. Come on. Was it sleazy on his part? Of course. But that's not RAPE, come ooooooooon.
Regarding the laptop joke, I admit that it is a rape joke. But it's not the typical rape joke at all. Typical rape jokes actually include the actual event (I am not going to give examples). This is not it. It is a distinction between a paranoia dark inner mind world where all the feminist nightmares are indeed happening and the actual real world where the only thing that is happening is a man helping a woman fix her laptop out of his gratuitous goodwill. The joke is at extreme Feminism's expense, or any other paranoia that posits that really DARK and EVIL realities are happening RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES when it's actually just a common vulgar irrelevant event. The last line is incredible, because it's so coherent with both worlds.
Now I think people were offended by the rapey tone of it all, and I understand. I apologize for introducing it, though I still find it funny and it saddens me that some people just don't see it.