Ryan: You know, this thing is long out of warranty and I've been pondering an upgrade anyway. I know these Core 2 Duo E8400s were overclocking superstars... why not?
Computer: Oh really? Can I have some popcorn? You tried this...
Ryan: Shush you. Boot to BIOS.
Computer: Are you really sure you want to do...
Ryan: MIB. There we are. OK, you run stock at 3.0 Ghz, let's try a modest bump to 3.2 Ghz.
Computer: I think you're forgetting...
Ryan: Shut up and save settings. Let's do this. Reboot.
Computer: Rebooted. Nope, I dislike this. Rebooting back to the old settings. Not going to say why though.
Ryan: Passive aggressive machine. *Googles E8400 OC settings* Hrmm, did I use a host freq you didn't like? Everything I'm finding says you should do 3.4-6 no problem.
Computer: I'm old, remember?
Ryan: Yes, and crotchety. OK, this setting seems to be reliably reported as not an issue even with a stock cooler, and you've got an upgraded one. This should put you at 3.4ish.
Computer: You're an asshole.
Ryan: You're a aluminum box and I don't care what you think.
Computer: You're forgetting something.
Ryan: I am not. This should work fine.
Computer: Remember 2008?
Ryan: *saves*
Computer: Remember why you're not buying Gigabyte motherboards anymore?
Ryan: ...
Computer: Faulty temperature sensor.
Ryan: Oh SHI.....
Computer: And now I'm going to report one of your processor cores at 98°C...
Ryan: ....TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer: You know how your kids are napping?
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Computer (30 seconds of obnoxious alarm later): How's that going for you now?
Ryan: 3.0 Ghz is fine I guess.
Computer: I thought so.