Author Topic: How many TP squares do you use per wipe? (Read 5878 times)

swashmebuckle · **Reply #20 on:** October 01, 2015, 03:18:50 pm

Yes and how many miles must a man flush down, when measured in squares of TP?
Yes and how many times will the drain circle round, before they are washed to the sea?
Yes and how many trees will his dick bring aground, before he can set his mind free?

The answer my friend, is pee into the wind.
The answer is pee into the wind.

-Bob Dylan

NGTM-1R · **Reply #21 on:** October 01, 2015, 08:14:03 pm

It's at moments like this I'm sad I can't plus one posts here.

Scourge of Ages · **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2015, 01:17:39 pm

For 2-ply? I take 5 squares, and double it over twice. This gives me slightly more than one square in length, and enough thickness to protect myself.
And I do wipe #1, because I don't want soggy shorts.

z64555 · **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2015, 10:51:45 pm

Eh, I try not to waste TP if I know I have a good source of hand soap nearby. It's not like I'm wiping a strange bum that only God knows where it's been and what its owner has ate.

My only problems that would dictate more TP is a sweaty bum, liquid stool (yuck.), or a questionable supply of hand soap.

Sandwich · **Reply #24 on:** October 05, 2015, 06:52:48 pm

Quote from: z64555 on October 03, 2015, 10:51:45 pm

Eh, I try not to waste TP if I know I have a good source of hand soap nearby. It's not like I'm wiping a strange bum that only God knows where it's been and what its owner has ate.

My only problems that would dictate more TP is a sweaty bum, liquid stool (yuck.), or a questionable supply of hand soap.

mjn.mixael · **Reply #25 on:** October 05, 2015, 07:12:35 pm

At one time, I would have agreed more with Sandwhich on that one, Z64555... but now I have two young kids and stray poop is kinda just part of my life currently. Thank heavens for soap. Lots of soap. And really hot water.

Damage · **Reply #26 on:** October 05, 2015, 07:39:55 pm

I usually hate to admit something like this to total strangers, but while I prefer to use "enough to get the job done" my most common response to the situation is just to get back in the shower and go over the area gain, because it's invariably just after I get OUT of the shower that this happens.

Klaustrophobia · **Reply #27 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:13:51 pm

That's why pooping is a pre-shower ritual for me.

Mongoose · **Reply #28 on:** October 05, 2015, 09:54:06 pm

There's a reason it's "****, shower, and shave," and not the other way around.

deathfun · **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:11:26 am

I get enemas

666maslo666 · **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2015, 10:44:02 am

I like to use wet toilet paper if there is a source of water within reach. But wet toilet paper is so fragile, I need at least six layers of paper for this advanced ass wiping technique, instead of my usual three..

Sandwich · **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2015, 04:46:09 pm

Quote from: 666maslo666 on October 06, 2015, 10:44:02 am

I like to use wet toilet paper if there is a source of water within reach. But wet toilet paper is so fragile, I need at least six layers of paper for this advanced ass wiping technique, instead of my usual three..

I occasionally use wet toilet paper as well, but usually only if I took a really good book in there with me and ended up sitting there for an hour while the poo dried on there... in those cases, wet TP is the only way to go (unless you have kids and want to smell like wet wipes, ofc).

Damage · **Reply #32 on:** October 06, 2015, 05:29:24 pm

For me it's just a weird thing. I don't feel a need, so I go clean up, then somehow or other the muscles just relax and it's time.

And wet wipes are great. You don't have to resort to pre-dipping an already-fragile product for that moisturizing feeling. Some of these are even flushable, though results vary as to how much they'll clog up your drainage line.

Klaustrophobia · **Reply #33 on:** October 06, 2015, 10:48:25 pm

Never tried wet paper. I'll have to keep that in mind the next time I'm having a bad day on the toilet. Although I suspect the integrity will be an issue with mine, it's pretty damn soft already. It peels off and makes those nice butt crumbs.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #34 on:** October 07, 2015, 01:28:19 am

Leona Huxley helps me use three seashells...

Sandwich · **Reply #35 on:** October 08, 2015, 03:46:59 pm

Quote from: Colonol Dekker on October 07, 2015, 01:28:19 am

Leona Huxley helps me use three seashells...

I'll just leave this here...

Mongoose · **Reply #36 on:** October 08, 2015, 06:35:03 pm

Owwwwwwwwww.

z64555 · **Reply #37 on:** October 08, 2015, 07:51:31 pm

I'm assuming they mean something like a river rock, there.

Colonol Dekker · **Reply #38 on:** October 09, 2015, 03:17:08 pm

Salaam alaykum

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