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Offline JSRNerdo

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  • King of Destroyer
8   ♜         ♝   ♛         ♜   ♚
7               ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝    ♟
6         ♟   ♞               ♞   ♟
5                        
4                           
3               ♘   ♗   ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔   ♘   ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6

This chess game makes me want to claw my eyes out.

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:14:05 am by JSRNerdo »
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The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline swashmebuckle

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  • Das Lied von der Turd
    • The Perfect Band
h4 like a boss

 

Offline General Battuta

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I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE

 

Offline swashmebuckle

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  • Das Lied von der Turd
    • The Perfect Band
I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE
Right you're gonna shambalah allah way down to h5 where we'll sac the exchange for dubious long term compensation. yeah you're a pawn but it's a board of pwn I mean come on Kd2

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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  • This is fine.
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
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  • Syndral Active. 0410.
I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE

Damn you for remembering this line before I did.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 
Quote
<MageKing17>play chess like a Shivan
<MageKing17>move all pieces simultaneously according to genetic algorithms
<Caiaphas>ignore the rules of the game and immediately destroy the enemy king
<Caiaphas>the rules of the game are that there are no rules
<Caiaphas>(i think like a shivan, i'm allowed to contradict myself)
<MageKing17>shock-jump the enemy king
<Caiaphas>sharpen the chessboard and hurl it into your adversary's sternum

playing like a shivan would be putting all of hlp in thunderdome with 50 chess sets made of razor blades
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline Luis Dias

  • 211
Because why not have a strong flanking attack move while your center, where your ****ing king resides, is totally in the ****ter and about to be open with that rook in e8?

Sounds such a solid move. You know what's the best move right now? To start another attack in the other flank. Because why the **** not? ATTACK WITH ALL THE THINGS.

Bb5



 
You'll note that this is basically Hannibal's strategy at Cannae
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 04:29:54 pm by Phantom Hoover »
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline JSRNerdo

  • 29
  • King of Destroyer
8   ♜         ♝   ♛   ♜         ♚
7               ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝   ♟
6         ♟   ♞                     ♟
5                     
4                                       
3               ♘         ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔   ♘   ♙   ♙      
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+

I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PAWN IF THE GAME MAKES SENSE
Right you're gonna shambalah allah way down to h5 where we'll sac the exchange for dubious long term compensation. yeah you're a pawn but it's a board of pwn I mean come on Kd2

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:14:41 am by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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  • This is fine.
Nxe4
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 
f5

REMEMBER THIS

those who walk among

infinite boards

must still wage war
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 06:37:18 pm by Phantom Hoover »
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline swashmebuckle

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  • Das Lied von der Turd
    • The Perfect Band
I can't believe we let the chump red team sacrifice a piece first I'm switching sides after Bxc6

 
Kf7

the principles of trim will keep our kings safe as they meet to confer for peace

WE SEEK THE ONE

OUT OF MANY

THE ONES WHO CAN MATCH

THE FISHER

OF OLD
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 06:28:23 pm by Phantom Hoover »
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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  • This is fine.
You troll.

Oh well.

Bxe8
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 
 
Seduce the enemy queen, convince her to turn coat and bring her forces over to your side. Checkmake.

 
i tried that in turn 3 but she was saved and brought back a hostage against me
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline JSRNerdo

  • 29
  • King of Destroyer
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚           
7              ♟         ♟         ♝   ♟
6                                   
5                  ♟         ♟      
4                     ♙   ♘               ♙
3                           ♙   ♕            
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔   ♘   ♙   ♙      
1   ♖         ♗                           ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h


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Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3 o-o
8. Ne2 b6
9. h4 Re8
10. Bb5 Ne4+
11. Nxe4 f5
12. Bxc6 Kf7
13. Bxe8+ Kxe8

Ok so that was a check so dxe4 is illegal, gotta overrule soz.

Quote
<Caiaphas>to be optimal is to be predictable
<Phantom_Hoover>oh **** i cant actually get red's king out can i
<Phantom_Hoover>should've gone f5
<MageKing17>see, now you just need to play outside of linear time so you've already gone f5
<Phantom_Hoover>of COURSE
<Phantom_Hoover>someone give me some vishnan **** to write at short notice

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 07:23:54 pm by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Luis Dias

  • 211
Who cares about checks? clearly you didn't so we might as well continue.


... Fine.

Kxe8


dxe4

...

What? Next you'll tell me white can't play more than one move at a time.