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Offline JSRNerdo

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8   ♜   ♞   ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟
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d4

Your move.
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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e2 e3
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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8   ♜         ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7         ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟
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      a    b    c    d    e    f    g    h

d4
a5
e3
Nc6

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 05:16:06 pm by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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  • King of Destroyer
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚   ♝   ♞   ♜
7        ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟   ♟         ♟
6              ♞                     ♟
5                        
4                           
3                          ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙              ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗        ♔   ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:10:34 am by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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« Last Edit: August 02, 2016, 08:05:53 pm by Thisisaverylongusername »
If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline niffiwan

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Suicide King  :nervous:
Creating a fs2_open.log | Red Alert Bug = Hex Edit | MediaVPs 2014: Bigger HUD gauges | 32bit libs for 64bit Ubuntu
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Debian Packages (testing/unstable): Freespace2 | wxLauncher
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m|m: I think I'm suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Bmpman is starting to make sense and it's actually written reasonably well...

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚         ♞   ♜
7        ♟   ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝   ♟
6              ♞                     ♟
5                        
4                           
3                          ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔        ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖   ♘   ♗              ♗   ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5

Quote
<Phantom__Hoover>im playing the baru cormorant stratagem
<Phantom__Hoover>i am going to the black home rank to be exalted as an agent of the throne

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:11:34 am by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 
Kings are the second-coolest pieces. (Coolest are the pawns.)

 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
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Twitch Plays Chess.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Luis Dias

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Certain people just can't help themselves from certain behaviors now can they? sigh.

Well, at least we've diverted from typical opening analysis. Let's pretend that was the point.

e: scratch that, didn't see Bd3.

Ok. Let's play Nf6.

 

Offline JSRNerdo

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  • 29
  • King of Destroyer
8   ♜        ♝   ♛   ♚               ♜
7        ♟   ♟         ♟   ♟   ♝   ♟
6              ♞               ♞   ♟
5                        
4                           
3               ♘   ♗   ♙   ♕
2   ♙   ♙   ♙   ♔         ♙   ♙   ♙
1   ♖         ♗                     ♘   ♖
      a    b    c     d    e    f    g    h

Code: [Select]
1. d4 a5
2. e3 Nc6
3. Qh5?! g6
4. Qf3 Bg7
5. Kd2? d5
6. Bd3 Nf6
7. Nc3

Quote
<MageKing17>play chess like a Shivan
<MageKing17>move all pieces simultaneously according to genetic algorithms
<Caiaphas>ignore the rules of the game and immediately destroy the enemy king
<Caiaphas>the rules of the game are that there are no rules
<Caiaphas>(i think like a shivan, i'm allowed to contradict myself)
<MageKing17>shock-jump the enemy king
<Caiaphas>sharpen the chessboard and hurl it into your adversary's sternum

Your move.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:11:53 am by JSRNerdo »
AKA [`_`]
Inferno: It's the I in Inferno / It's the beam spam delight / Risin' up to a shock jump arrivaaaaaal
Between The Ashes: Look just a really cool and neat thing, OK?
Dimesional Eclipse: High speed anime girlies blowing **** up gets me excited
The Last Stand: A very episodic capship command mini-campaign
Breakthrough: A pretty standard but not really capship command mission

 

Offline Thisisaverylongusername

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If the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress Congress?

 

Offline NGTM-1R

  • I reject your reality and substitute my own
  • 213
  • Syndral Active. 0410.
Certain people just can't help themselves from certain behaviors now can they? sigh.

If your intention was to become Phantom Hoover, congratulations, you have succeeded.

Peering at the board across turns I think MageKing may be onto something.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Luis Dias

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aaaahhhh how can I ever recover from that attack, NG?

Oh, I know. Ne2.

 

Offline Ghostavo

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This chess game makes me want to claw my eyes out.
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

Shrike is a dirty dirty admin, he's the destroyer of souls... oh god, let it be glue...