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Can you tell me why? I'm not argueing - just curious as to why you didn't like it so much.

I think we can come to the conclusion that for the most part peoples most hated movies are down to personal opinions (musicals being a case in point - I love the Rocky Horror Show but that's another story...).

However some movies really are pure ****e by most standards of people who go to see a movie and not to see their favourite superstar (I.E. Britney Spears etc...) in a film. But again even these can occasionally be salvaged in some peoples eyes by comedy, graphics or some other such thing...


i think i hated because I came into it expecting a movie with an INTERESTING, PLAUSIBLE story.  Instead, i saw a demonstration of beautiful graphics.  At the same time, I just saw Eight legged Freaks and I loved it because 1) i didnt expect anything (its a david arquette moive, and 2) it didnt take itself seriously.

 

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if you go into the non-hollywood side... then pretty much every asian movie would be the crappiest, as far as acting, filming, sound, and overall the whole movie!

There are a few exceptions, and when they started making movies with America quite a few good movies came through!


hurgh! I take Ring any time over any american "horror" movie (it's not horror, but I couldn't have a closer name for it so it'll do ) ... take Battle Royale, take Avalon, take... Oh wait, you woulnd't see what's so brilliant in all those movies, so I don't need to go on forever, coz it's just a matter of tastes anyway. Sure there's a lot of crap in asian movie industry, but no more or no less than in hollywood movie industry.
Oh, yeah, ubbercrap: urban legend. And about all the slasher movies anyway ( tho I like scream, coz it's funny ).
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8 legged freaks..... damn worst movie ever seen with a friend.. too bad his g/f didn't bring her friends... i tried to get inot the movie, but it sucked.. kari wuhrer even looked just okay in it.
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EDIT: WTF was with Final Fantasy: The Spirits within. What the hell did it have to do with Final Fantasy. Otherwise, it was pretty good.


That's the point why it didn't succeed so well. People who knew about the Final Fantasy serie had some hard expectations for it. They expected it to be a Fantasy/Scifi story (guns and blades) like the games were so far. And they were so dissappointed when it wasn't (I wasn't dissappointed... not even a bit. I knew it wouldn't be like the games. The name fit for the movie too... just like the games it was a Final Fantasy... a final story... one story. And one helluwa movie). And people who weren't so familiar with the FF serie thought that it would be a Game Movie ála Mario Bros, Street Fighter etc. and didn't go to watch it.

It's a shame... real shame... :(
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How can you not like Reign of Fire!?  I thought the effects and acting in that movie was awesome!  I guess you don't go out and see movies much, do you dark_4ce :D lol


Heheh.... You know, apart from trying to become a Graphic Designier, what I really want to be is a Film Director. My father was a TV Director/producer/writer, so you could say it runs in the family. But anyway, I have seen ALOT of movies. And I'm not one of those art house buffs either. I LOVE basic action/explosion/pop corn/leave you're brain at the ticked counter movies! And anything else that seems to be interesting. Also, I HATE to be a critic! I don't go and watch movies to look for flaws, or pont out how bad it is. I give EVERY movie a chance. Cause I have been wrong in the past when I've seen a trailer and made up my mind. I just watch the movie, and see how it is. If I like it, thats good, which is most of the time the case, cause I love movies, and can see the good in almost everything. And yes, I can see the good in ROF too. :D But if the movie starts to lag and gets boring, then I can't lie to myself and think "Well, everyone else seems to like it, so I guess its the cool thing to do.". I hate that.  

But Reign of Fire was downright awful. Not for the special effects. They were good. Not for the acting, that was good too (with what lines they got). But the whole PLOT and SCRIPT! If it doesen't have a good premise, even the most lovely eye candy can be horrible.

Now I really wanted to like this film, I saw the trailers and they looked cool. But there was a question that even snagged me at the previews... HOW THE HELL DO A BUNCH OF DRAGONS MANAGE TO WIPE OUT THE WORLD?! Christ even in the film the helicopters that have the dragon catchers, manages to outrun the dragon! So, if helicopters could do that, what happened to all the fighters? Anti air artilery? And since the dragon attacks started in London, how the hell did it take so long for them to realise that perhaps the male was there???! I mean come one... They could have made this film great. Great as in popcorn great. If they would have focused more on the first few days or weeks of the dragons emergence, that would have been cool. Think of ID4 with dragons! :D I would have loved that! I can stand a few plotholes. But to have em scattered around as if a guy used an uzi on the script is too much to ignore.  

HOWEVER, perhaps when it comes out on DVD I'll give it another shot, cause it WAS good eye candy and a fair bit entertaining. So who knows, maybe I'll enjoy it a second time.

And yes. MOULIN ROUGE did almost ruin my relationship. I absolutely hate that movie with a passion. Why? Cause it really is aweful. Loud. They RAPE music. I repeat. RAPE MUSIC! Its annoying, trying to be funny and different. And because of all that it seems like its the COOL movie of the year. And people should love this movie cause its so COOL and DIFFERENT. BAH! BAH I say! If the film sucks, it suck! It shouldn't be good just for the novelty value! If you wan't novelty, watch Pi or Cude or even Brazil for that matter. Thats novelty. Not Moulin rouge. Anyway, I'm sidetracking. The reason why it almost (and I think it did in the end) brake up my relationship was because she adored it. And couldn't stop telling me how much so. I tried to at first give her a calm logical explenation why the movie should be shot to the moon and never to be heard from again. But she seemed to take it as an insult to her artistic tastes. So the next thing she does while were out is get all her friends to tell me how much they loved it, so I had to once again defend myself. In a matter of weeks all her friends thought me as some sort of asshole for not liking the movie, and she want so far as to get her colledge art professor to annouce his undying love of the film to me... All that just seemed to fule my hatred for the film even more. Hence the reason why I have to need to physically damage someone whenever I think out the film or whenever it comes up in a discussion. In the beggining my hatred for the film was practically unbiased. However, now it is. Unfortunately. Whenever I think about it, I remeber those f/"#"% idiotic retards (I don't mean everyon who likes the films, just the ones I met thru my ex) trying to change my mind, and make me feel guilty for not seeing the light and hurting my GF feelings.

*Is worked up.* :mad:

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Power, my singing-whore hating brother.:D

That movie ruined two perfectly good songs for me, just because I happened to be typing up a story within earshot of the TV. I only saw about 15 minutes of it, which convinced me to never see the rest of it.

 

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Well, I found Moulin Rouge quite entertaining. It was more like a play than a movie to me. It made me emotional sometimes in the movie.

Worst movie I think I would have to vote for Street Fighter. Really sucky to the core. If you can say it is a great movie without feeling stupid, you are stupid.:D

 

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Well, I found Moulin Rouge quite entertaining. It was more like a play than a movie to me. It made me emotional sometimes in the movie.

Worst movie I think I would have to vote for Street Fighter. Really sucky to the core. If you can say it is a great movie without feeling stupid, you are stupid.:D


Oh man... I forgot about that movie. Probably a supressed memory... Man that was bad...
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Rambo and any other crap where the hero strides in with a machine gun slung at the waist, and mows down thousands of soldiers who have the reaction times and intelligence of a rock.

Oh and Titanic was a load of BS as well. Historically inaccurate, techincally inaccurate, cheesy love story and all copies of it deserve to be thrown in a gigantic heap, nuked and all it's remaining subatomic particles hurled into the sun. And James Cameron should be burned at the stake.

 

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Oh and Titanic was a load of BS as well. Historically inaccurate, techincally inaccurate, cheesy love story and all copies of it deserve to be thrown in a gigantic heap, nuked and all it's remaining subatomic particles hurled into the sun. And James Cameron should be burned at the stake.


Meh.

I agree it wasn't a particularly good movie, but... :p

James Cameron managed to get a concept everyone in Hollywood thought would be a complete failure and make a movie that was a total success - the guy deserves some credit. ;)
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Rambo and any other crap where the hero strides in with a machine gun slung at the waist, and mows down thousands of soldiers who have the reaction times and intelligence of a rock.


That would include most Chuck Norris flicks, too, huh?

...I'm just saying, is all! It's not like I've watched a Chuck Norris flick in the last 15 years! Hey, why are you all looking at me like that? :nervous:

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...And James Cameron should be burned at the stake.


He was. But flames don't affect demons from the Underworld, more's the pity.

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Meh.

I agree it wasn't a particularly good movie, but... :p

James Cameron managed to get a concept everyone in Hollywood thought would be a complete failure and make a movie that was a total success - the guy deserves some credit. ;)


No argument there. And seeing Kate Winslet in the nude did have its appeal, too. :D
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Styxx: P'raps it wasn't a failure because it had next to nothing to do with the actual Titanic? They're on a boat. It sinks. This is hardly even a major event in the plot. And that's about where the relation to actual history ends.

True, it wasn't an entirely bad movie, but it WAS a romance, and thus 27/30ths as evil as a chick flick. In other words, eviller than Satan, anyone not an American featured in modern-day Bush propoganda, and Microsoft put together and multiplied by twelve.:D

 

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Worst movie I think I would have to vote for Street Fighter. Really sucky to the core. If you can say it is a great movie without feeling stupid, you are stupid.:D


Dear.
Fricking.
God.

Street Fighter was one of the crappiest movies ever. Even the ending was bullcrap... Guile blows away a flying/levitating M.Bison, with one punch? WTH!? They should have at least gotten a double for Raul Julia, so they could have had an actual fight scene (filmed from a distance, of course, since by then Raul had died, I think.)

Although Zangief was an okay comic relief, he was also way too one-dimensional. Though he was at least a bit more depthy than Guile.

I think Sagat was the only character with even barely decent writing, in the entire movie.
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I'll never forget how much I cringed when I heard Van Damme say "Son of a *****". It sounded more like a really struggled "Sonoh-ffah-Bfitchhf"! :D
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lol

Van Damme, haven't seen many of his movies...

 

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Be thankful for that fact.
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The reason why it almost (and I think it did in the end) brake up my relationship was because she adored it. And couldn't stop telling me how much so. I tried to at first give her a calm logical explenation why the movie should be shot to the moon and never to be heard from again. But she seemed to take it as an insult to her artistic tastes. So ... etc etc etc


meh, man, you have big pbs. When i don't like a movie and all my friends love it ( can you say American Pie :rolleyes: ), I say so once coz they ask me if i liked it, then they tell me why it rocks and why I should like it, then I reply "whatever" and that's it. no need to argument ( you know nobody will be able to convince the others, and about movies, it's ALWAYS the case ) . People are too complicated.
And Titanic rocks: dicaprio dies in that shi... movie.
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meh, man, you have big pbs. When i don't like a movie and all my friends love it ( can you say American Pie :rolleyes: ), I say so once coz they ask me if i liked it, then they tell me why it rocks and why I should like it, then I reply "whatever" and that's it. no need to argument ( you know nobody will be able to convince the others, and about movies, it's ALWAYS the case ) . People are too complicated.


Yeah. But over here they don't stop, even when you DO say "Whatever"! Its like they get even more determined to change you're mind, like she did. As I said, she took it personally, and thought I was mocking her tastes. Oh well, she was a bit too sensitive anyway. :D
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When you fraternize with people with that (sadly popular) form of insecurity, you frankly get what you deserve. I don't feel sorry for you at all. Hell, you might have even helped to further their vile strain, were your relationship not evidently on the rocks anyway.