You're thinking, "Who cares".
You've got some attitude problem mister! But that's ok.
I’ve started writing a speech for the wedding. I’ve done three paragraphs so far – E.T.D. = 1min, 30sec. I have also created this brief example of the speech for use in ‘promotion’. This is not included in the final version of my wedding speech.
I have been a little sceptical about getting married. Not so much sceptical, [pause to think]
more doubtful of the point. I thought that a wedding was something to prove love for one another. I didn't think we [point to Christine, then me]
needed any further convincing and the wedding felt a little condescending [doubtful face expression - something like this:

]
. But then I came to realise that our marriage isn't the next step in our relationship, [raise one finger in an idea fashion]
in fact it is a celebration of the love we have for each other.The target for my speech is 5 minutes. So I have 3mins, 30sec to go. I had a few ideas pop into my head over the last two weeks, so I decided to write them down before I forget. I’ll leave the speech for now until I think of more. But I still have enough time until the wedding. Plus the worst case scenario of not coming up with anything else is still ok, because I think the speech that I’ve prepared so far is enough.
By the way, I'm 20 years old and am already paying off a mortgage.The question is, do you think 5 minutes is a good length for a wedding speech from the groom?