1 - Buy entire street over, cover with retractable glass bowl, demolish the house of neighbours I don't like :devil:
2- found football team in back garden. (stadiuum built on top of remains of neighbours houses)
3- Get Ibrox / Hampden debentures
4- Build a walk in aquarium
5 - Buy a small Scottish island and move it to the Caribbean (more fun than buying a caribbean island)
6 - Build a concert hall underground, hire the winners of Pop Idol to play in it, then detonate a below-ground thermonuclear warhed. Repeat with all annoying boy bands / pop groups, excepting the attractive women
