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Offline vyper

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Reply #20 on: September 01, 2002, 09:13:47 am
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I made a variation of that that was soooo confusing. In essence if you could get Money, power, women, intelligence or looks, you'd inevitably get the other 4 and then all 5 would start to increase exponentially.


That actually makes sense. :nod:
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Reply #21 on: September 01, 2002, 09:32:12 am
EDIT: Hmmm... Times New Roman characters don't carry online. For some reason, I feel like I already knew this.

Ah well, CP will be along with some trigonometric proof that calculators > sex or something any time now.
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Reply #22 on: September 01, 2002, 10:19:30 am
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EDIT: Hmmm... Times New Roman characters don't carry online. For some reason, I feel like I already knew this.

Ah well, CP will be along with some trigonometric proof that calculators > sex or something any time now.


:lol:
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Reply #23 on: September 01, 2002, 10:24:49 am
Calculators=Money
Money=Women
Women=Infinite Sex (ie, never runs out)
Therefore Infinite Sex=Calculators
And thus Sex < Calculators
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Reply #24 on: September 01, 2002, 10:26:12 am
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Talk about a mood change... :p

 
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Reply #25 on: September 01, 2002, 10:32:38 am
an0n: Only if you're a calculator salesman. And then, you'd have more money, the fewer calculators you had ('cos you sold the rest), so...
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Reply #26 on: September 01, 2002, 01:55:35 pm
What we need is sexy calculators, you, like those pens you turn up-side-down and her clothes come off. ;7
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Reply #27 on: September 01, 2002, 02:05:43 pm
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What we need is sexy calculators, you, like those pens you turn up-side-down and her clothes come off. ;7


:lol:
 
I've saw one... :D
 

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Reply #28 on: September 01, 2002, 02:11:46 pm
:jaw: (that one was useful too) so he'sseen the light, only a matter of time for the rest of us... right?
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Reply #29 on: September 01, 2002, 04:57:56 pm
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:lol::lol::lol:
loving monkeys sure is evil :D


:lol: :lol:
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Reply #30 on: September 01, 2002, 05:27:06 pm
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Oh Good God Please Stop.

Besides, it's love of money that's the root of all evil. Get your actually-scarily-true-Bible-verses correct. :p


*hands Kellan a cookie*

That one goes along with the oft-misunderstood Commandment: it's not "Thou shalt not kill." It is "Thou shalt not murder.", which is a world of difference. So next time you run into some Bible-believing pacifist Christian who bases his pacifisim on that verse, tell him he's mistaken. :D

As for the main point of this thread: anyone ever see Thumb Wars?

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Reply #31 on: September 02, 2002, 02:42:08 am
Eh, don't look at me for any errors, strife, anarchy etc. caused by that calculation. I didn't make it...:nervous:
 

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Reply #32 on: September 02, 2002, 09:13:40 am
But you posted it, and spreading nonsense is twice as bad as making it up. :D
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Reply #33 on: September 03, 2002, 09:28:46 am
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Originally posted by venom2506


:lol::lol::lol:
loving monkeys sure is evil :D


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Reply #34 on: September 03, 2002, 09:31:19 am
Now this doesn't have anything to do with mathematically describing girls, but GOOD GIRLS are BAD GIRLS that don't get caught. Do you know where I saw this? On a girl's t-shirt on the physics class yesterday. ;7 Just think of people they let go to our schools these days.
 

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Reply #35 on: September 03, 2002, 09:40:03 am
As they say, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go anywhere they want.

:D
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Reply #36 on: September 03, 2002, 09:48:10 am
Ok... I don't agree with 1st post facts... my girl costs me nearly no money and she ain't evil...!!!
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Reply #37 on: September 03, 2002, 09:54:59 am
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Ok... I don't agree with 1st post facts... my girl costs me nearly no money and she ain't evil...!!!


That's what you think. Turn your back for just a seccond and then you will find her...
 

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Reply #38 on: September 03, 2002, 09:56:27 am
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As they say, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go anywhere they want.

:D


You don't get it. Both Good and Bad girls are BAD! So who wants to spank them first? ;7
 

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Reply #39 on: September 03, 2002, 10:03:20 am
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Now this doesn't have anything to do with mathematically describing girls, but GOOD GIRLS are BAD GIRLS that don't get caught. Do you know where I saw this? On a girl's t-shirt on the physics class yesterday. ;7 Just think of people they let go to our schools these days.



If you can remember wot her t-shirt actually said you were missing the point of looking in the first place... :wink:
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