C'mon you guys, gotta give him the full welcome.

Welcome to the HLPBB. Exits are to your rear and left, but they are guarded by 280 mm artillery. Once you're here, you never leave.
Flamethrowers are located under your seats, however they may be loaded with water from time to time. The Plasma rifles in the forward locker are released only under authorization of an Admin. [V] God, and/or hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue.
Do not wander in the vents, and if you do, make sure you have your lunch with you so you could give it to the nearest Shivan. If that happens to be Carl, you'll be fine. If not... at least it'll be a quick death.
Be advised that in case of an emergency you can and will be used as a floatation device.